Back And Forth

[00:00.31] Oh, I'm discombobulated

[00:09.67] Everything's all fucked up

[00:11.00] I'm discombobulated, discombobulated

[00:14.19] Miss, you ovulating? Wait, I didn't mean to piss you off, my lady

[00:18.17] What I really meant to say is, it goes a little something like this

[00:21.63] I smell the scent of a blunt, ah, what a wonderful scent

[00:24.81] I'm a hundred percent high now, son of a bitch

[00:27.48] I'm the son of a bitch, all the other kids

[00:29.87] Made fun of my sit-uation, I used to get my ass kicked

[00:33.59] Until I got bigger, now they can suck a dry ass dick

[00:36.25] I eat a bully like a wet pussy, I act sick

[00:39.73] I smack six of my cock-sucking psychiatrists

[00:41.86] Common sense, I lack, my life isn't all lilacs, bitch

[00:44.51] I'm on a kayak, no paddles and no life jacket

[00:47.73] Canoeing backwards, with my back facing Niagara Falls

[00:50.92] Big balls, dick is one size that fits all, shit, y’all

[00:53.58] Okay, it's small, kiss my ass, prick

[00:55.96] You can lick my crack from the front all the way to my back, dick

[00:58.39] Teabag you like Brüno when he landed in my lap, shit

[01:01.59] I'm a Venus flytrap, my penis catches dykes that sit

[01:04.25] Like a genius, I rap, yeah bitch, I know you like that shit

[01:07.48] Now up is down, left is right

[01:09.08] Day is night now, in is out, black is white

[01:13.32] So to-and-fro and side-to-side

[01:15.98] Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide

[01:18.64] 'Cause back is forth now and stop means go

[01:21.82] No means yes, but yes don't mean no

[01:24.48] So, baby, please, take off your clothes

[01:27.14] (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)

[01:30.33] Critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, I'm always va-raping a bi-ditch

[01:33.25] Well, fi-duck 'em, they can si-duck my di-dick when I'm taking a shi-dit

[01:36.18] Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now, should I tell 'em where to put it?

[01:39.62] I'm si-do fed up with it, they ask me dumb shi-dit

[01:41.48] Like, do I feel any remorse? Shit, of course

[01:43.60] Did Christopher Reeves pee the bed?

[01:45.20] There's no need for me to beat a dead horse

[01:47.32] Get it? Yeah, I said it, now go home behind closed doors

[01:50.25] Put on my knee-high spinny skirt and my Levi's hit the floor

[01:52.90] And perform oral sex on a Miley blow-up doll

[01:54.76] I know what y'all are thinking

[01:56.09] "Oh, I'm so appalled, I wish Shady would grow up"

[01:58.22] All of y'all can swallow 'til you throw up

[01:59.82] Man I'm tore up on the floor, Dre, quit blowin' that smoke in my face, you need to slow up, dawg

[02:04.59] I'm no bump on a log, but chronic smog has my contact lenses all fogged

[02:08.84] This is not what friends do to friends, it's all wrong

[02:10.17] I just came out of rehab, I can't fuck with this at all

[02:12.56] What kind of support system is this? Fuck it, give me that bong

[02:16.01] Now up is down, left is right

[02:17.90] Day is night now, in is out, black is white

[02:20.86] So to-and-fro and side-to-side

[02:23.51] Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide

[02:26.47] 'Cause back is forth now and stop means go

[02:29.65] No means yes, but yes don't mean no

[02:32.05] So, baby, please, take off your clothes

[02:34.96] (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)

[02:37.63] Time is no concept as I pass out on steps

[02:38.95] I need to work on steps, but I guess this shit just hasn't dawned yet

[02:43.73] That my disease has come out to remission beyond depths

[02:46.65] I could imagine doin' push ups, sit ups, and long reps

[02:49.31] And it's comin' to kick my ass as soon as this bong's lit

[02:52.25] One long hit, I just kept on saying the wrong shit

[02:55.17] And I ain’t even get to get to Heidi Montag yet

[02:58.09] In tighty-wighties, it's the mighty don with the small dick

[03:00.75] They all fall, prick, lick their golf balls, suck 'em through a straw

[03:04.50] Until your jaws cramp up and stick, tramp

[03:05.82] Close your trap, make it clamp shut, come quick, superman

[03:08.25] Pick the fuckin' wheelchair ramp up

[03:11.17] Man, quit pickin' on Chris, Stephen Hawkins, stand up, now sit

[03:12.50] Do as I say, put your fuckin' hands up, like this

[03:17.28] Okay, good, now 'fore we put our pants up and zip

[03:20.20] You can do that, but I bet you can't suck your dick

[03:23.68] Now up is down, left is right

[03:25.00] Day is night now, in is out, black is white

[03:28.71] So to-and-fro and side-to-side

[03:32.45] Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide

[03:34.57] 'Cause back is forth now and stop means go

[03:37.50] No means yes, but yes don't mean no

[03:40.15] So, baby, please, take off your clothes

[03:42.81] (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)