Ritz

[00:01.19] Yeah, boy, yeah, boy, yeah, girl

[00:06.51] Let's take it back

[00:08.90] Attention, K-Mart shoppers, jerk-jicka-jerk

[00:11.59] Attention, K-Mart shoppers, K-Mart shoppers

[00:13.98] There's a Blue Light Special, sales aren't stoppin'

[00:16.37] Still got the radar to walk up in Target, spot a bargain like a Dalmatian

[00:19.82] Zippin' up the aisle, racin', got The Salvation Army, style blazer

[00:23.54] I'm out chasin' the gals mental hospital out patient

[00:25.93] A grown adult who acts like a baby, I'm so ado-lescent

[00:28.59] Same old Harley-Davidson coat and flannel

[00:31.25] Eight days in a row, Slim 'til I'm eighty years-old, fat ho

[00:34.44] Still a cage that you don't rattle

[00:36.02] Maybe that explains why you won't battle

[00:37.62] 'Cause you was okay in my book 'til you took a page from it, ho

[00:40.28] My notepad'll explode next time you're in range of it though

[00:42.67] Danger, unknown contaminants it contains in it, yo

[00:45.06] Enough plutonium to blow up this whole stadium, ho, asshole

[00:48.25] Guess shit don't change and it won't

[00:50.11] Yeah, so if yesterday felt like the same day as before

[00:52.23] That'll explain why it's Groundhog's Day again, ho

[00:56.48] Skidaddle, it's been Shady since you've been afraid of your own shadow

[00:58.34] Aftermath to the grave and we're takin' over the radio like it's changing its own channel

[01:01.79] And I wouldn't dial it back if it crank yanked me

[01:04.45] And whoa, still cranky and so zany, and oh, yeah, don't stop

[01:07.10] So here we go

[01:08.73] Girl who does it better, let me know

[01:11.13] La-di-da, came to party soon as I hit the door

[01:12.73] Y'all are in deep doo-doo fo' sho'

[01:15.12] Better get a pooper scooper

[01:17.51] It's Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers

[01:19.38] Faygo, no Mountain Dew

[01:21.49] It's just Moon Mist when I'm at the Ritz (Yeah)

[01:26.54] Talkin' about you savin' the day, bitch, you savin' the decade

[01:29.20] You nuts? Take a wild guess, who's crazy as heck, wait

[01:32.12] Fuck you think? You expect Ma$e, Cool J in a suit playin' the flute

[01:34.78] Michael Bublé doin' reggae, so much my new jewels weigh

[01:38.78] I get headaches, they're breathtaking

[01:39.84] Two huge chains, they're like pet snakes dripping candyblue paint

[01:41.72] With a meth face, swervin' through lanes on a segway

[01:45.70] Bumpin' 2 Chainz in a neck brace (2 Chainz)

[01:47.29] Too dangerous of a threat, bomb brain of Saddam Hussein's head in a suitcase

[01:50.48] When it detonates I–, hold up, hey, you get the kids from school?

[01:55.00] 'Kay, cool, thanks

[01:55.57] Impregnate a dead lady, eat bath salts

[01:56.93] Two faces and get nak–, get wasted, got a toothpaste with a cigarette taste that's lead-based (Ew)

[02:01.46] Smells like blue paste then I'm on a peg leg in a toupee

[02:03.86] Sellin' bootlegs on casette tapes

[02:05.45] So here we go

[02:07.05] Girl who does it better, let me know

[02:09.43] La-di-da, came to party soon as I hit the door

[02:11.56] Y'all are in deep doo-doo fo' sho'

[02:14.21] Better get a pooper scooper

[02:15.55] It's Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers

[02:19.53] Faygo, no Mountain Dew

[02:20.06] It's just Moon Mist when I'm at the Ritz (Yeah)

[02:24.57] And I'm

[02:25.68] Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper

[02:29.93] I'm tryna break a hundred for one Big Buford

[02:34.74] It's Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers

[02:36.87] Faygo, no Mountain Dew

[02:38.73] It's just Moon Mist when I'm at the Ritz (Yeah)

[02:41.39] It's on my radar

[02:44.05] Attention, K-Mart shoppers, jerk-jicka-jerk

[02:46.70] Attention, K-Mart shoppers, K-Mart shoppers

[02:49.12] That's your trademark if life imitates art

[02:51.25] K-Mart to the graveyard, safeguard it like Braveheart

[02:53.64] Ain't changin' a thing, dawg, my thoughts are gonna stay dark

[02:56.03] So cold to this day, start defrostin' to my ideas

[02:58.43] Even after I got 'em to cook 'em they still stay raw

[03:00.54] Because all them thoughts I thought of crawls back up as soon as I thought 'em

[03:05.59] Must mean I'm so hot, I'm cold, so cold, I'm hot, I'm like autumn

[03:09.04] 'Cause I'm back to trippin' on all them motherfuckers

[03:11.17] It just sucks I had to fall on my ass to hit my bottom

[03:13.56] And the whole debacle was a God awful experience

[03:16.51] But it also gave me an awesome source I could draw from

[03:18.37] And don't bother callin' the law enforcement to stop him

[03:21.31] There's a new sheriff in town, it's a marshall it's Gotham

[03:23.99] Comin' through in a bra on a horse with Robin in boxing shorts

[03:26.37] I'm too boxy with a box of Newports and [?]

[03:28.00] And your problems compiled as Marshall gone wild

[03:30.93] And drive a car through the side of Arkham Asylum

[03:33.33] And park in the dining room

[03:35.18] Ain't no thoughts darker than mine are

[03:35.99] Batshit cray, sometimes I just gotta remind him

[03:38.37] Lady, nice bottom, it's top of the line and I'm

[03:40.49] Lookin' forward to gettin' behind it

[03:42.88] So here we go

[03:44.21] Girl who does it better, let me know

[03:45.28] La-di-da, came to party soon as I hit the door

[03:47.71] Y'all are in deep doo-doo fo' sho'

[03:51.17] Better get a pooper scooper

[03:52.23] It's Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers

[03:54.88] Faygo, no Mountain Dew

[03:56.75] It's just Moon Mist when I'm at the Ritz (Yeah)

[04:01.79] (Still a K-Mart shopper, you bitch)

[04:03.65] Yeah

[04:04.45] (Still a K-Mart shopper, you bitch)

[04:05.55] Bitch, I'm feelin' nostalgic

[04:06.87] (Still a Wal-Mart shopper, you bitch)

[04:08.20] Suck my ballsack

[04:09.26] (Still a Target shopper, you bitch)

[04:11.92] Stiffler's back (Shit)

[04:15.63] Chicka—Stiffler's back

[04:17.76] Chick—chick—er-chicka—Stiffler's back

[04:19.09] Chicka-Stiffler's back

[04:20.15] Chick

[04:20.42] Party pooper

[04:21.48] Haha