Piggy Pie

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[00:19.34] *pig squeal*

[00:24.39] "Come and get it! Woo! We got some fresh vittles for your fat chicken-ass to snack on, bitch! So here, start with a slice of this fresh piggy pie, motherfucker!"

[00:36.34] The first little piggy, his house is made of wood

[00:39.53] He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood

[00:42.72] He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine

[00:45.91] A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine

[00:49.10] I rode into town with my axe in my holster

[00:52.30] Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster

[00:55.47] A farmer at the border, he tried to take me out

[00:58.66] I drew my axe with the quickness, and cut his chicken feathers out

[01:01.85] Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place

[01:05.05] He opened up his door, and popped me in the face

[01:08.23] And blew me off the porch, and cracked my head in half

[01:11.15] But I'm a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh (Hehe)

[01:14.60] Forty in hand, I rose from the dead

[01:17.53] And threw with all my might, I made a ping noise off his head

[01:21.01] Since we out west, I had a little fun

[01:23.92] And pulled his fuckin' tongue out the back of his cranium

[01:27.10] Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie

[01:30.30] There's nothing like the squeal when you hear a piggy die

[01:33.48] I might use a gun (No), I might use an axe (Yes)

[01:36.94] The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

[01:39.86] The second little piggy, his house is made of brick

[01:43.06] And this little piggy is a motherfuckin' dick

[01:45.96] He sits on his bench and gets all the respect

[01:49.15] But if I get a chance, I'm goin' straight for the neck

[01:52.34] He walked in the room, and everybody rose

[01:55.79] Lopped off bucket chillin' underneath my clothes

[01:58.98] First they let the piggy, now you can finally sit

[02:01.90] But what this piggy don't know is he's about to get his neck wet

[02:05.36] Now I see the bailiff, I'm thinkin' what the fuck?

[02:08.28] I can smoke this room before his hearing aid will pick it up

[02:11.46] Old-ass man, I let him get away

[02:14.65] That tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow, anyway

[02:17.83] Here come the piggy, it's time for my case

[02:21.02] His eyes are blood red with a wicked lookin' face

[02:23.95] He saw my joker's smile, and sentenced me a dime

[02:27.13] So I whacked on the bucket, made it fuckin' rain pork rinds

[02:30.60] Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie

[02:33.51] There's nothing like the squeal when you hear a piggy die

[02:36.70] I might use a gun (No), I might use an axe (Yes)

[02:40.18] The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

[02:43.09] Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie

[02:46.31] There's nothing like the squeal when you hear a piggy die

[02:49.49] I might use a gun (No), I might use an axe (Yes)

[02:52.70] The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

[02:55.89] The last little piggy, his house is made of gold

[02:58.81] He lives in a mansion on his own private road

[03:02.00] I started walking down it, the guard he told me wait

[03:05.45] I bounced off his head and did a Jackie Chan over the gate

[03:08.63] 'Cause this little piggy must definitely fry

[03:11.57] I'ma lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky

[03:14.76] And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil

[03:17.95] And pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel

[03:21.14] People in my city, they fightin' for they meals

[03:24.33] He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills

[03:28.04] A richie is the devil, he never will admit it

[03:30.43] So I'ma take his money stack and stuff his face with it

[03:34.44] Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed

[03:37.09] I grabbed a brick of gold and laid it upside his head

[03:40.01] He begged for his life, I told him it's too late

[03:43.21] And took away his dough and watched the devil suffocate

[03:46.40] 'Cause I need

[03:47.18] Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie

[03:49.85] There's nothing like the squeal when you hear a piggy die

[03:52.76] I might use a gun (No), I might use an axe (Yes)

[03:55.96] The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

[03:59.16] Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie

[04:02.35] There's nothing like the squeal when you hear a piggy die

[04:05.54] I might use a gun (No), I might use an axe (Yes)

[04:08.73] The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

[04:11.93] Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie

[04:15.14] There's nothing like the squeal when you hear a piggy die

[04:18.32] I might use a gun (No), I might use an axe (Yes)

[04:21.52] The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

[04:24.43] Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie

[04:27.63] There's nothing like the squeal when you hear a piggy die

[04:30.81] I might use a gun (No), I might use an axe (Yes)

[04:34.55] The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

[04:37.21] -

[04:38.26] *ring*

[04:39.59] Hotline

[04:40.39] H-hello?

[04:41.71] What up?

[04:42.77] What's up? I'm not sure that I wanna live anymore, that's what's up

[04:46.59] Hold on!

[04:51.38] [?] El

[04:51.89] Hello?

[04:53.49] I, I need someone to talk to

[04:55.09] Call your mom

[04:56.42] My mother died last year

[04:58.02] Serves her right, bitch! Ha ha ha ha. I'm just playin', fuck nuts. Listen, whenever you're feelin' low, just page me and I'll call ya

[05:07.61] You will?

[05:08.68] Sure. I'll call you a nerdy bitch for botherin' me! Now, don't blow your fuckin' head off

[05:16.41] Why not? Who cares if I do?

[05:18.00] The poor guy who's gotta clean that shit up. If you're gonna do it, do it outside or somethin'!

[05:24.37] You think I won't really do it, don't ya?

[05:27.02] Honestly, I could give a rat's ass

[05:29.69] You think I won't, huh? You think I'm kiddin'? You think I'm-

[05:32.88] Do it! Do it, fucker! Bring me the gun! I'll fuckin' do it for ya!

[05:37.16] *gunshot*

[05:38.75] Hello? Hello? Are you there?

[05:42.19] Hello?

[05:43.80] I knew you wouldn't do it, you scary bitch!