"The Gospel Truth"
[00:00.05] [NARRATOR, spoken]
[00:00.05] You go girls...
[00:01.64] [CALLIOPE, spoken]
[00:01.64] We are the muses
[00:04.03] Goddesses of the arts
[00:05.63] And proclaimers of heroes
[00:07.75] [TERPSICHORE, spoken]
[00:07.75] Heroes like Hercules
[00:09.36] [THALIA, spoken]
[00:09.36] Honey you mean Hunk-ules!
[00:11.75] Woohoo, I'd like to make some sweet music
[00:13.87] [CALLIOPE, spoken]
[00:13.87] Our story actually begins long before Hercules
[00:19.19] Many eons ago
[00:22.91] Back when the world was new
[00:26.09] The planet Earth was down on its luck
[00:29.01] And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
[00:35.41] [THALIA]
[00:35.41] It was a nasty place!
[00:38.38] There was a mess wherever you stepped
[00:41.30] [CALLIOPE]
[00:41.30] Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
[00:45.76] [THALIA, spoken]
[00:45.76] Woo! Say it, girlfriend!
[00:47.36] [MUSES]
[00:47.36] And then along came Zeus
[00:49.21] [CALLIOPE]
[00:49.21] He hurled his thunderbolt
[00:51.33] [MUSES]
[00:51.33] He zapped
[00:51.87] [THALIA]
[00:51.87] Locked those suckers in a vault
[00:54.26] [MUSES]
[00:54.26] They're trapped
[00:55.05] And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
[00:59.57] And that's the gospel truth
[01:00.69] The guy was too type A to just relax
[01:05.74] [TERPSICHORE]
[01:05.74] And that's the world's first dish
[01:07.59] [THALIA, spoken]
[01:07.59] Yeah, baby
[01:08.65] [MELPOMENE]
[01:08.65] Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
[01:11.84] [MUSES]
[01:11.84] Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
[01:14.50] That's the gospel truth
[01:17.95] On Mount Olympus, life was neat
[01:20.34] And smooth as sweet vermouth
[01:23.53] Although, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
[01:26.75] That's the gospel truth
[01:34.04] .
