JonLajoie - Regular Everyday Normal Motherfuc_er
[00:01.91] You want some more of this, bitch?
[00:07.43] Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long
[00:13.42] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:16.42] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
[00:18.94] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:21.91] I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
[00:24.17] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:27.16] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
[00:29.91] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:33.17] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
[00:35.42] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:37.67] I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
[00:40.42] "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
[00:42.42] But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
[00:45.69] So I put my head down, and I just walked away
[00:48.66] I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
[00:51.17] Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
[00:53.67] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
[00:57.16] Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
[00:58.66] I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
[01:01.65] To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
[01:04.16] Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
[01:07.18] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:09.92] I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
[01:12.16] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:15.16] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
[01:17.66] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:20.17] I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
[01:22.66] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:25.44] And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
[01:28.42] I'm from a lower-middle class family
[01:30.41] Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
[01:33.42] I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
[01:36.17] My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
[01:39.17] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
[01:41.42] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:44.16] And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
[01:46.92] About ten times a day, man, all year long
[01:49.41] My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
[01:52.17] Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
[01:54.92] (Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
[02:00.16] Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
[02:02.92] Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
[02:05.67] Yo, I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy
[02:07.92] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:09.66] But it's the words that make me cry
[02:11.16] Like that time in grade three
[02:12.42] When a girl called me Stupid Face
[02:14.16] She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?
[02:16.66] Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
[02:19.17] A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
[02:21.92] Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
[02:24.42] Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit
[02:27.16] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:30.16] When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
[02:32.42] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:35.17] When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
[02:37.67] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:40.41] I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
[02:42.66] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:45.67] I like red peppers better than the green ones
[02:48.66] Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
[02:55.41] Mine broke about six months ago... Motherfucker
[03:01.91] Go, go, go, go, go shawty
[03:05.66] It's your birthday
[03:07.17] Go party like it's your birthday
[03:09.42] I wasn't invited, but it's okay
[03:12.16] I'll just stay at home, and play some video games
[00:00.00] You want some of this, come and get it
