"Houdini"

[00:00.01] [Paul Rosenberg]

[00:00.01] Hey, Em, it's Paul

[00:01.09] Uh, I was listening to the album

[00:04.06] Good fucking luck, you're on your own

[00:06.45] [Eminem]

[00:06.45] Guess who's back, back again?

[00:10.49] Shady's back, tell a friend

[00:14.21] Guess who's back, guess who's back

[00:16.07] Guess who's back, guess who's back

[00:17.92] Guess who's back, guess who's back

[00:19.78] Guess who's back

[00:20.86] (Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)

[00:24.58] (Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)

[00:28.87] Well, look what the stork brung

[00:30.20] (What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue

[00:32.07] And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb

[00:33.92] (Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from

[00:35.78] Still a white jerk

[00:36.85] Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt

[00:40.30] Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work

[00:43.81] And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe

[00:45.93] And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me

[00:48.06] If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve

[00:51.77] If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me

[00:55.49] Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)

[00:57.35] I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like

[00:58.97] Abra-abracadabra

[01:01.89] (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh

[01:06.41] Abra-abracadabra

[01:09.86] (And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh

[01:14.37] Now back in the days of old me

[01:15.73] (When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend

[01:17.59] Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E

[01:21.57] ​Turned me into smiley face emoji

[01:23.43] My shit may not be age appropri-

[01:25.29] Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy

[01:29.01] 'Cause I have zero doubts

[01:30.87] That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts

[01:34.59] That censorship bureau's out

[01:36.50] To shut me down so when I started this verse

[01:38.36] It did start off light-hearted at first

[01:39.98] But it feels like I'm targeted

[01:41.84] Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed

[01:45.55] Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed

[01:49.80] And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in

[01:53.01] When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalkin' when

[01:55.93] I step up to that mic, cock it then

[01:57.52] "Oh my god, it's him... not again!"

[01:59.38] Abra-abracadabra

[02:02.35] (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh

[02:06.86] Abra-abracadabra

[02:10.33] (And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh

[02:15.11] Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say

[02:18.30] (If what?) If he could see the way shit is today

[02:22.04] (Look at this shit, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay

[02:25.49] (Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?

[02:29.22] So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?

[02:31.94] I'm a bigger prick than cacti be

[02:33.80] And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees

[02:37.52] In the coupe leaning back my seat

[02:38.84] Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's

[02:41.76] In my Air Max 90's

[02:43.12] White T's walkin' parental advisory

[02:45.50] My transgender cat's Siamese

[02:47.10] Identifies as black, but acts Chinese

[02:48.96] Like a motherfuckin' hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet

[02:52.68] How can I explain to you?

[02:53.74] That even myself, I'm a danger too

[02:55.60] I hop on tracks like a kangaroo

[02:57.73] And say a few things or two to anger you

[02:59.58] But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit

[03:02.26] Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit

[03:04.91] Snake-ass prick, you male crossdresser, fake-ass bitch

[03:07.87] And I'll probably get shit for that

[03:09.46] (Watch) But you can all suck my dick, in fact

[03:11.31] Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids they're brats (Fuck 'em)

[03:15.55] They can screw-off, them and you all

[03:17.41] You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's

[03:20.35] What you thought you saw ain't what you saw

[03:22.46] 'Cause you're never gon' see me

[03:23.52] Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen

[03:25.95] Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like

[03:29.95] Abra-abracadabra

[03:33.41] (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh

[03:37.65] Abra-abracadabra

[03:41.11] (And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh