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[00:01.86] Elphie, now that we're friends

[00:03.61] I've decided to make you my new project

[00:05.62] Oh, you really don't have to do that

[00:06.87] I know

[00:08.87] That's what makes me so nice

[00:12.37] Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I

[00:17.12] And let's face it, right? Who isn't less fortunate than I?

[00:22.13] My tender heart tends to start to bleed

[00:26.38] And when someone needs a makeover

[00:27.88] I simply have to take over

[00:29.88] I know, I know exactly what they need

[00:38.63] And even in your case

[00:42.13] Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face

[00:48.14] Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed

[00:52.89] Follow my lead

[00:56.64] And yes, indeed

[01:00.14] You will be

[01:06.90] Popular

[01:08.40] You're gonna be popular

[01:11.40] I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys

[01:14.90] Little ways to flirt and flounce, oh

[01:16.90] I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair

[01:19.91] Everything that really counts to be

[01:22.66] Popular

[01:24.66] I'll help you be popular

[01:27.41] You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports

[01:30.66] Know the slang you've got to know

[01:33.41] So let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go

[01:41.91] Don't be offended by my frank analysis

[01:44.42] Think of it as personality dialysis

[01:47.17] Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister and adviser

[01:51.17] There's nobody wiser

[01:52.42] Not when it comes to

[01:53.67] Popular

[01:55.67] I know about popular

[01:58.67] And with an assist from me to be who you'll be

[02:01.92] Instead of dreary who-you-were, well, are

[02:04.68] There's nothing that can stop you from becoming populer, 'lar

[02:10.68] La-la, la-la

[02:16.18] We're gonna make you popular

[02:21.18] When I see depressing creatures

[02:23.94] With unprepossessing features

[02:26.69] I remind them on their own behalf to think of

[02:31.94] Celebrated heads of state

[02:34.69] Or 'specially great communicators

[02:37.69] Did they have brains or knowledge?

[02:40.44] Don't make me laugh

[02:42.69] They were (popular), right!

[02:44.95] It's all about popular

[02:47.45] It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed

[02:50.70] So it's very shrewd to be

[02:53.45] Very, very popular like me

[03:02.95] And though you protest

[03:05.95] Your disinterest

[03:10.46] I know clandestinely

[03:18.71] You're gonna grin and bear it

[03:20.47] Your new-found popularity (whoo!)

[03:23.97] La-la, la-la

[03:29.22] La-la, la-la

[03:34.22] La-la, ooh

[03:41.72] You'll be popular

[03:46.23] Just not quite as popular as me