03 A Alanis Morissette - Ironic
[00:05.10] Hey, I, I
[00:08.24] Yeah, ah, ah
[00:14.50] Yeah, I
[00:15.65] An old man turned ninety-eight
[00:20.14] He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:25.77] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:31.35] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:37.23] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
[00:42.85] It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:47.53] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:54.16] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:00.77] And who would've thought? It figures
[01:06.10] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:10.32] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:16.50] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:22.18] And as the plane crashed down, he thought
[01:25.90] "Well, isn't this nice"
[01:27.61] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
[01:33.30] It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:39.40] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:44.48] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:50.13] And who would've thought? It figures
[01:56.77] Well, life has a funny way
[01:58.98] Of sneaking up on you
[02:00.63] When you think everything's okay
[02:02.89] And everything's going right
[02:05.43] And life has a funny way
[02:11.38] Of helping you out
[02:11.67] When you think everything's gone wrong
[02:13.96] And everything blows up in your face
[02:18.95] A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:23.72] A "no smoking" sign on your cigarette break
[02:29.66] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:34.71] It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:38.93] And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:41.35] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
[02:46.78] A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think
[02:50.83] It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:59.20] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:04.61] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:11.10] And who would've thought? It figures
[03:16.08] And yeah, well, life has a funny way
[03:24.75] Of sneaking up on you
[03:28.99] And life has a funny, funny way
[03:31.55] Of helping you out
[03:34.96] Helping you out
