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[00:33.99] Chestnuts roasting by the fire’s glow,

[00:41.58] Pumpkin pie and mistletoe,

[00:48.90] They’re fine traditions, warm and bright,

[00:56.21] But there’s one dream I hold tonight…

[01:02.64] I want bacon for Christmas, crispy and sweet,

[01:11.08] Candied with maple, my holiday treat.

[01:18.96] Turkey’s delightful, ham’s just okay,

[01:26.28] But bacon’s the star of my Christmas Day.

[01:32.76] They bring figgy pudding, I nod and I smile,

[01:40.03] I’ll pass on the fruitcake — been a long while.

[01:48.46] Eggnog’s for sipping, pie’s for the rest,

[01:55.50] But sizzling bacon is what I love best.

[02:01.99] I want bacon for Christmas, smoky and warm,

[02:10.70] Piled high on my plate, a beautiful form.

[02:18.58] Glistening ribbons of joy on display,

[02:25.31] Bacon’s the gift that won’t fade away.

[02:32.60] You can keep your goose and your pumpkin pie,

[02:39.65] Gingerbread houses, candy canes piled high,

[02:46.97] All those dishes have their place, it’s true,

[02:54.29] But nothing beats bacon, fresh just for you.

[03:02.44] Chestnuts roasting might warm the soul,

[03:10.60] But bacon sizzling makes me whole.

[03:18.15] One whiff of that crackle and I’m in cheer,

[03:25.19] It’s the reason I love this time of year.

[03:32.24] I want bacon for Christmas, that’s my refrain,

[03:40.39] Crisp on the edges, with sweet maple rain.

[03:47.71] Deck all the halls and pour all the wine,

[03:54.41] But bacon for Christmas will always be mine.

[04:05.42] Yes… bacon for Christmas…

[04:16.10] is mine.