Bo_Burnham_-_1985_74578521
[00:00.37] He's a really cool guy
[00:04.88] He's got a cool shirt
[00:06.48] He's got cool shoes
[00:07.80] Did I mention the shirt?
[00:09.40] If you ever got the chance to meet him
[00:12.05] You'd know why I want to be him
[00:14.99] He walks into a room and everyone
[00:17.12] respects him
[00:18.18] (Everyone respects him)
[00:18.44] He reads the news and doesn't
[00:19.77] let that shit affect him
[00:21.10] (Let that shit affect him)
[00:21.37] He's really happy,
[00:22.70] he's thrilled to be alive
[00:24.02] His name is any white guy in 1985
[00:27.21] White guy, 1985
[00:30.66] White guy, 1985
[00:33.59] White guy, 1985
[00:36.77] White guy, 1985
[00:39.73] He's got a job and a
[00:41.05] family; how does he do it?
[00:42.65] Balance his work with his
[00:43.99] wife's underwhelming cooking
[00:45.58] He's got all the answers
[00:47.98] that I wanna know
[00:49.04] How can I be what I am but 40 years ago
[00:51.70] Gee whiz, he got it and he flaunts
[00:53.82] I am the thing he is,
[00:55.42] but he isn't when I want
[00:57.01] I guess it's true that some people
[00:58.87] really got to fight to survive
[01:00.99] And some people are white guys in 1985
[01:04.18] White guy, 1985
[01:07.63] White guy, 1985
[01:10.29] White guy, 1985
[01:13.48] White guy, 1985
[01:16.14] Wait!
[01:17.46] It wasn't easy being
[01:20.38] any white guy in 1985
[01:23.04] Some white guys were living
[01:26.23] through the AIDS crisis
[01:27.82] Some white guys were... Italian
[01:33.67] And I'm not saying it's
[01:36.06] hard being a white guy now
[01:38.45] I've misspoke
[01:41.10] I don't mean to lump a
[01:42.43] group of people in a hive
[01:44.29] I think I just meant my dad in 1985
[01:49.62] My dad, 1985
[01:50.94] (My dad!)
[01:50.94] My father, 1985
[01:53.07] (Papa!)
[01:53.60] My dad, 1985
[01:56.79] Scott Burnham
[01:57.85] 1985
[01:59.18] (Scott!)
[01:59.97] (My dad, 1985)
[02:00.77] I wanna be my dad
[02:02.64] (My father, 1985)
[02:02.90] I wanna be my dad
[02:05.82] (My dad, 1985)
[02:06.08] In the 80s
[02:08.74] (Scott Burnham, 1985)
[02:09.54] My oblivious white dad in the mid-80s
[02:12.20] My dad was an oblivious white guy
[02:15.12] (General contractor!)
[02:15.65] My dad
[02:16.71] was happier than I am
[02:18.30] If I could be anybody dead or alive
[02:21.23] I would want to be my dad in 1985
