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[00:00.42] Good morning everyone.

[00:01.75] My name is Gabe.

[00:03.08] I'm a traveling car salesman.

[00:05.47] So today, I'm here to sell you the keys to this car, this beautiful vintage PT Cruiser.

[00:11.31] I mean, look at that faux wood side paneling.

[00:14.24] I'm told it's got turbo.

[00:16.36] Look. It's a work of art.

[00:17.95] Trust me.

[00:18.75] Now, when I say that I'm selling the keys to this car, I really mean it.

[00:23.80] I have 5,000 of these keys, and every single last one of them works to that car.

[00:30.17] You click the key fob once, it unlocks the door, you click it twice, it starts the engine.

[00:34.42] If you buy any one of these 5,000 keys from me, naturally you get access to the car, but so do 4,999 other people.

[00:43.19] Whatever happens beyond that is not necessarily my problem.

[00:45.85] Like I said, I'm just a car salesman.

[00:48.24] So you're probably wondering at this point, is this real?

[00:50.36] Is this guy just making this stuff up?

[00:52.75] Well, it is real.

[00:53.82] My name is Gabe, and I'm actually the founder of an art collective based in New York City, called Mschf.

[00:59.66] These are our logos.

[01:00.99] Mischief is a bit of a difficult beast to explain, and I'm not going to even try to describe it.

[01:06.83] Let me give you a couple examples to help paint that picture or confuse you even further.

[01:11.35] Handbags. Handbags are really expensive, and incredibly, the smaller they get, the more expensive they become.

[01:18.26] So a few summers ago, we actually endeavored to make the world's smallest handbag, microscopic, in fact, and somehow it ended up selling at auction for 63,000 dollars, incidentally making it the world's most expensive handbag per volume.

[01:34.46] Here's another one.

[01:35.26] This is nothing like a handbag.

[01:36.85] You’ve probably seen those Boston Dynamics Spot dog robots that do TikTok dances with K-pop stars on YouTube.

[01:44.29] Well, we managed to get one.

[01:45.88] Instead of making it dance, we strapped a paintball gun to it and we connected it remotely to a website where people could take turns driving it and firing it at an art gallery that we constructed. Boston Dynamics did not like that one very much.