Mean Mr. Mustard,Polythene Pam,She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
[00:00.16] — 11 "Mean Mr. Mustard" —
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[00:01.48] Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
[00:05.20] Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
[00:10.78] Sleeps in a hole in the road
[00:15.56] Saving up to buy some clothes
[00:20.34] Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
[00:24.86] Such a mean old man
[00:29.37] Such a mean old man
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[00:34.69] His sister Pam works in a shop
[00:38.40] She never stops, she's a go-getter
[00:44.25] Takes him out to look at the queen
[00:49.03] Only place that he's ever been
[00:53.55] Always shouts out something obscene
[00:58.06] Such a dirty old man
[01:02.31] Dirty old man
[01:06.03] Dirty old man
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[01:09.22] — 12 "Polythene Pam" —
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[01:11.87] Well you should see Polythene Pam
[01:14.26] She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
[01:16.92] Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
[01:20.11] Yes you should see Polythene Pam
[01:23.58] Yeah yeah yeah
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[01:32.08] Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
[01:34.65] She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
[01:37.57] She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
[01:40.49] Yes you could say she was attractively built
[01:43.68] Yeah yeah yeah
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[01:51.65] — Guitar solo —
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[02:20.07] (Gonna come out now,
[02:20.86] ha ha ha,
[02:22.46] wow look out.)
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[02:24.59] — 13 "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window" —
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[02:25.91] She came in through the bathroom window
[02:30.70] Protected by a silver spoon
[02:36.27] But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
[02:41.32] By the banks of her own lagoon
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[02:45.72] Didn't anybody tell her?
[02:51.03] Didn't anybody see?
[02:56.88] Sunday's on the phone to Monday
[03:02.72] Tuesday's on the phone to me
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[03:07.77] She said she'd always been a dancer
[03:13.62] She worked at 15 clubs a day
[03:19.19] And though she thought I knew the answer
[03:24.24] Well I knew what I could not say
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[03:28.76] And so I quit the police department
[03:34.06] And got myself a steady job
[03:39.91] And though she tried her best to help me
[03:44.96] She could steal but she could not rob
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[03:49.47] Didn't anybody tell her?
[03:55.32] Didn't anybody see?
[04:00.89] Sunday's on the phone to Monday
[04:06.74] Tuesday's on the phone to me
[04:10.72] Oh yeah
