"Eldest Daughter"

[00:12.80] Everybody's so punk on the internet

[00:15.99] Everyone's unbothered 'til they're not

[00:19.18] Every joke's just trolling and memes

[00:21.84] Sad as it seems, apathy is hot

[00:25.29] Everybody's cutthroat in the comments

[00:28.48] Every single hot take is cold as ice

[00:31.66] When you found me, I said I was busy

[00:34.32] That was a lie

[00:37.24] I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness

[00:42.82] I've been dying just from trying to seem cool

[00:49.46] But I'm not the baddest

[00:52.91] And this isn't savage

[00:55.57] But I'm never gonna let you down

[00:59.02] I'm never gonna leave you out

[01:02.21] So many traitors

[01:05.40] Smooth operators

[01:08.06] But I'm never gonna break that vow

[01:11.51] I'm never gonna leave you now, now, now

[01:27.44] You know, the last time I laughed this hard was

[01:30.90] On the trampoline in somebody's backyard

[01:34.09] I must've been about eight or nine

[01:36.48] That was the night I fell off and broke my arm

[01:40.20] Pretty soon, I learned cautious discretion

[01:43.13] When your first crush crushes something kind

[01:46.31] When I said I don't believe in marriage

[01:48.97] That was a lie

[01:52.16] Every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter

[01:57.74] So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire

[02:04.15] But I'm not the baddest

[02:07.62] And this isn't savage

[02:10.55] But I'm never gonna let you down

[02:13.73] I'm never gonna leave you out

[02:16.92] So many traitors

[02:20.37] Smooth operators

[02:23.03] But I'm never gonna break that vow

[02:26.22] I'm never gonna leave you now, now, now

[02:38.70] We lie back

[02:40.56] A beautiful, beautiful time-lapse

[02:43.49] Ferris wheels, kisses, and lilacs

[02:46.67] And things I said were dumb

[02:49.59] 'Cause I thought that I'd never find that

[02:53.04] Beautiful, beautiful life that

[02:55.97] Shimmers that innocent light back

[02:59.15] Like when we were young

[03:03.94] Every youngest child felt

[03:06.06] They were raised up in the wild

[03:09.01] But now you're home

[03:12.73] 'Cause I'm not the baddest

[03:16.19] And this isn't savage

[03:19.11] And I'm never gonna let you down

[03:22.56] I'm never gonna leave you out

[03:25.48] So many traitors

[03:28.93] Smooth operators

[03:31.59] But I'm never gonna break that vow (Never gonna break that vow)

[03:34.78] I'm never gonna leave you now, now, now

[03:44.34] Never gonna break that vow (Oh)

[03:47.31] I'm never gonna leave you now, now

[03:55.01] I'm never gonna leave you now