Baby Poo
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[00:04.93] I used to talk about politics
[00:08.89] Politics, politics
[00:10.75] I used to talk about politics
[00:12.08] But I don't anymore
[00:13.96] I used to talk about communism
[00:15.54] Socialism, capitalism
[00:17.40] I used to talk about all those isms
[00:19.00] But now I'm a dad
[00:20.07] And all I talk about is baby poo
[00:21.38] Baby poo, baby poo
[00:22.10] All I talk about is baby poo
[00:23.69] Baby poo, baby poo
[00:25.54] All I talk about is baby poo
[00:27.15] I used to rant
[00:30.33] About traffic problems
[00:31.38] Fender benders, stupid signs
[00:32.73] I used to fear an accident
[00:34.05] But now I stay at home
[00:35.64] And talk about
[00:36.43] Baby poo, baby poo
[00:37.76] All I talk about is baby poo
[00:39.36] Baby poo, baby poo
[00:40.95] All I talk about is baby poo
[00:42.81] Sometimes it's all brown and gooey
[00:44.41] Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard
[00:46.27] Sometimes it's like melted crayon
[00:47.86] Sometimes it just smells like POO
[00:49.45] I used to talk about philosophy
[00:50.79] Kafka, Descartes, Socrates
[00:52.37] I used to think metaphysically
[00:53.98] But now I think
[00:54.76] The world evolves around
[00:55.76] Baby poo, baby poo
[00:57.61] All I talk about is baby poo
[00:59.21] Baby poo, baby poo
[01:00.81] All I talk about is baby poo
[01:02.39] Sometimes it feels just like stucco
[01:04.25] Sometimes it feels like jello pudding
[01:05.85] Sometimes it's like avocado
[01:07.45] Sometimes she just pees on me
[01:09.32] I used to be real int'resting
[01:10.66] Discussing issues of the day
[01:12.25] But now I call up my MP
[01:13.86] And tell her all about my baby poo
[01:15.99] Baby poo, baby poo
[01:17.31] All I talk about is baby poo
[01:18.91] Baby poo, baby poo
[01:20.50] All I talk about is baby poo
[01:22.09] Baby poo, baby poo
[01:23.96] All I talk about is baby poo
[01:25.55] Baby poo, baby poo
[01:27.14] All I talk about is baby poo
