Cows With Guns
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[00:06.24] Fat and docile
[00:10.23] Big and dumb
[00:11.55] They look so stupid
[00:12.90] They aren't much fun
[00:14.51] Cows aren't fun
[00:19.00] They eat to grow
[00:21.41] Grow to die
[00:22.73] Die to be et
[00:24.33] At the hamburger fry
[00:26.90] Cows well done
[00:29.56] Nobody thunk it
[00:32.48] Nobody knew
[00:33.80] No one imagined
[00:35.15] The great cow guru
[00:38.33] Cows are one
[00:40.72] He hid in the forest
[00:43.38] Read books with great zeal
[00:44.98] He loved Che Guevera
[00:46.29] A revolutionary veal
[00:48.70] Cow Tse Tongue
[00:51.62] He spoke about justice
[00:54.26] But nobody stirred
[00:55.86] He felt like an outcast
[00:57.19] Alone in the herd
[00:59.32] Cow doldrums
[01:03.03] He mooed we must fight
[01:05.16] Escape or we'll die
[01:06.48] Cows gathered around
[01:07.81] Cause the steaks were so high
[01:10.47] Bad cow pun
[01:13.92] But then he was captured
[01:16.06] Stuffed into a crate
[01:17.37] Loaded onto a truck
[01:18.70] Where he rode to his fate
[01:21.10] Cows are bummed
[01:24.55] He was a scrawny calf
[01:26.94] Who looked rather woozy
[01:28.54] No one suspected
[01:29.61] He was packing an Uzi
[01:31.74] Cows with guns
[01:35.47] They came with a needle
[01:37.57] To stick in his thigh
[01:38.91] He kicked for the groin
[01:40.23] He pissed in their eye
[01:41.56] Cow well hung
[01:45.81] Knocked over a tractor
[01:48.20] And ran for the door
[01:49.80] Six gallons of gas
[01:50.86] Flowed out on the floor
[01:52.72] Run cows run!
[01:56.72] He picked up a bullhorn
[01:59.10] And jumped up on the hay
[02:00.15] We are free roving bovines
[02:02.56] Run free today
[02:05.75] We will fight for
[02:08.67] Bovine freedom
[02:11.33] And hold our large heads high
[02:16.39] We will run free
[02:19.32] With the Buffalo, or die
[02:27.19] Cows with guns
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[02:32.23] They crashed the gate
[02:34.88] In a great stampede
[02:36.21] Tipped over a milk truck
[02:37.81] Torched all the feed
[02:40.73] Cows have fun
[02:43.39] Sixty police cars
[02:45.79] Were piled in a heap
[02:46.84] Covered in cow pies
[02:48.44] Covered up deep
[02:50.49] Much cow dung
[02:52.88] Black smoke rising
[02:56.35] Darkening the day
[02:57.68] Twelve burning McDonalds
[02:58.48] Have it your way
[03:00.59] We will fight for
[03:03.81] Bovine freedom
[03:05.92] And hold our large heads high
[03:11.50] We will run free
[03:13.89] With the Buffalo, or die
[03:21.34] Cows with guns
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[03:26.64] The President said
[03:29.30] "Enough is enough
[03:30.63] These uppity cattle
[03:31.96] It's time to get tough"
[03:33.55] Cow dung flung
[03:38.60] The newspapers gloated
[03:40.18] Folks sighed with relief
[03:41.26] Tomorrow at noon
[03:42.59] They would all be ground beef
[03:45.24] Cows on buns
[03:48.97] The cows were surrounded
[03:50.81] They waited and prayed
[03:52.15] They mooed their last moos
[03:53.74] They chewed their last hay
[03:55.33] Cows out gunned
[03:59.31] The order was given
[04:03.04] To turn cows to whoppers
[04:05.42] Enforced by the might
[04:07.29] Of ten thousand coppers
[04:09.16] But on the horizon
[04:10.74] Surrounding the shoppers
[04:12.87] Came the deafening roar
[04:14.19] Of chickens in choppers
[04:17.90] We will fight for
[04:20.29] Bovine freedom
[04:22.70] And hold our large heads high
[04:27.74] We will run free
[04:30.66] With the Buffalo, or die
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[04:46.34] Cows with guns
