Happy Birthday Song
[00:00.41] ♫ ♪
[00:05.98] Once a year we celebrate
[00:08.38] With stupid hats
[00:09.18] And plastic plates
[00:10.24] The fact that you were able
[00:11.57] To make another trip
[00:12.63] Around the sun
[00:13.43] And the whole clan gathers round
[00:15.02] And gifts and laughter do abound
[00:16.88] And we let out a joyful sound
[00:18.48] And sing that stupid song
[00:20.07] Happy Birthday
[00:20.87] Now you're one year older
[00:22.98] Happy Birthday
[00:24.05] Your life still isn't over
[00:26.17] Happy Birthday
[00:27.49] You did not accomplish much
[00:29.10] But you didn't die this year
[00:30.97] I guess that's good enough
[00:32.81] ♫
[00:34.68] So let's drink to
[00:37.06] Your fading health
[00:37.87] And hope you don't
[00:38.66] Remind yourself
[00:39.47] Your chances of finding
[00:40.25] Fame and wealth
[00:41.06] Decrease with every year
[00:42.65] Does it feel like
[00:43.44] You're doing laps
[00:44.51] And eating food and taking naps
[00:45.84] And hoping that some day perhaps
[00:47.70] Your life will hold some cheer
[00:49.03] Happy Birthday
[00:50.08] What have you done that matters?
[00:51.95] Happy Birthday
[00:53.54] You're starting to get fatter
[00:55.41] Happy Birthday
[00:56.99] It's downhill from now on
[00:58.32] Try not to remind yourself
[01:00.18] Your best years are all gone
[01:02.04] If cryogenics were all free
[01:06.82] Then you could live
[01:07.61] Like Walt Disney
[01:08.68] And live for all eternity
[01:09.75] Inside a block of ice
[01:11.60] But instead your time
[01:13.20] Is set this is
[01:13.73] The only life you get
[01:15.05] And though it hasn't ended
[01:16.38] Yet sometimes you wish it might
[01:18.50] Happy Birthday
[01:19.85] You wish you had more money
[01:21.44] Happy Birthday
[01:22.51] Your life's so sad it's funny
[01:24.62] Happy Birthday
[01:25.97] How much more can you take
[01:27.55] But your friends are hungry
[01:29.07] So just cut the stupid cake
[01:30.93] Happy Birthday
[01:32.27] Happy Birthday
[01:34.11] Happy Birthday
[01:35.71] Dear (continuous names)
