History Is Made By Stupid People
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[00:06.77] Scott became famous
[00:09.70] For freezing to death
[00:11.55] In Antarctica
[00:16.07] Columbus made history
[00:18.20] Thinking some island was India
[00:24.04] General Custer's a national hero
[00:28.82] For not knowing when to run
[00:32.83] All of these men are famous
[00:36.54] And they're also very dumb
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[00:45.57] History is made by stupid people
[00:49.30] Clever people wouldn't even try
[00:52.23] If you want a place
[00:53.84] In the history books
[00:55.70] Then do something dumb
[00:57.20] Before you die
[00:58.80] Nobility are famous for no reason
[01:04.11] Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake
[01:07.03] She caused a revolution
[01:09.16] When she would not share
[01:10.75] And her husband lost his head
[01:12.34] For that mistake
[01:13.41] The Hindenburg was a giant Zepplin
[01:17.65] Its makers made a minor oversight
[01:20.59] Before they filled it up
[01:22.44] With explosive gas
[01:24.04] They should have fixed
[01:25.10] The no-smoking light
[01:27.75] 'Cause history is made
[01:29.08] By stupid people
[01:30.94] Clever people wouldn't even try
[01:33.87] If you want a place
[01:35.73] In the history books
[01:37.58] Then do something dumb
[01:38.83] Before you die
[01:40.42] Tally-ho! Tally-ho!
[01:44.15] Our king and country's honour
[01:45.75] We will save
[01:47.35] Tally-ho! Tally-ho!
[01:50.81] We're marching into history
[01:52.12] And the grave
[01:54.26] So if your son and daughter
[01:57.43] Seem too lazy
[01:59.03] Sitting there watching bad TV
[02:02.21] Just remember
[02:03.28] You should be quite grateful
[02:05.66] At least
[02:06.47] They are not making history
[02:08.85] 'Cause history is made
[02:10.64] By stupid people
[02:12.50] Clever people wouldn't even try
[02:15.68] If you want a place
[02:17.29] In the history books
[02:18.89] Then do something dumb
[02:20.47] Before you die
[02:22.59] Do something dumb before you die
[02:25.78] Do something dumb before you die
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