The Scotsman
[00:00.15] Well a Scotsman clad in kilt
[00:02.01] Left the bar one evening fair
[00:04.39] And one could tell by how he walked
[00:06.79] That he'd drunk more than his share
[00:08.65] He fumbled 'round until
[00:10.50] He could no longer keep his feet
[00:12.89] And he stumbled off into the grass
[00:15.29] To sleep beside the street
[00:17.14] Ring ding didde diddle i-de-oh
[00:19.55] Ring di diddley i-oh
[00:21.42] He stumbled off into the grass
[00:24.07] To sleep beside the street
[00:26.19] About that time two young
[00:27.79] And lovely girls
[00:29.11] Just happened by
[00:30.45] And one says to the other
[00:32.30] With a twinkle in her eye
[00:34.96] "See young sleeping Scotsman
[00:37.35] So strong and handsome built
[00:39.20] I wonder if its true
[00:40.80] What they don't wear
[00:42.14] Beneath the kilt!"
[00:43.73] Ring ding diddle diddle i-de-oh
[00:45.59] Ring di diddley i-oh
[00:47.44] I wonder if its true
[00:49.57] What they don't wear
[00:50.89] Beneath the kilt
[00:52.50] They crept up on
[00:53.56] That sleeping Scotsman
[00:54.89] Quiet as could be
[00:56.75] Lifted up his kilt
[00:58.35] About an inch so they could see
[01:01.00] And there behold
[01:02.34] For them to view
[01:03.39] Beneath his Scottish skirt
[01:05.51] Was nothing more
[01:06.58] Than God had graced him with
[01:08.18] Upon his birth!
[01:10.30] Ring ding diddle diddle i-de-oh
[01:12.69] Ring di diddley i-oh
[01:14.55] Was nothing more
[01:15.61] Than God had graced him with
[01:17.74] Upon his birth
[01:19.08] They marveled for a moment
[01:20.87] Then one said we must gone
[01:23.25] Let's leave a present
[01:24.86] For our friend
[01:25.90] Before we move along
[01:27.50] As a gift they left
[01:28.85] A blue silk ribbon
[01:30.43] Tied into a bow
[01:32.02] Around the bonny star
[01:33.88] The Scots kilt did lift them show
[01:36.54] Ring ding diddle diddle i-de-oh
[01:38.95] Ring di diddley i-oh
[01:41.07] Around the bonny star
[01:43.46] The Scot's kilt did lift them show
[01:45.31] Now the Scotsman woke
[01:46.91] To nature's call
[01:47.98] And stumbled towards a tree
[01:50.10] Behind the bush
[01:51.16] He lifts his kilt
[01:52.22] And gawks at what he sees
[01:54.35] And in a startled voice he says
[01:57.03] To what's before his eyes
[01:58.89] Lad I donno where ya been
[02:01.01] But I see ya won first prize!"
[02:03.66] Ring ding diddle diddle i-de-oh
[02:06.06] Ring di diddle i-oh
[02:07.92] Ah lad I dunno where ya been
[02:10.57] But I see ya won first prize
