Bitch
[00:03.16] Oh
[00:04.92] It sounds like hip-hop, but it's not
[00:06.23] 'Cause then the white guitar come in, the white-people guitar
[00:08.36] Mmm
[00:10.49] It's like Run-DMC
[00:11.55] Y'know, they came through a wall? But this is a different song
[00:14.47] I hate the world today
[00:17.66] You're so good to me, I know, but I can't change
[00:21.11] I can't change
[00:22.86] I tried to tell you, but
[00:24.19] You look at me like maybe
[00:26.84] I'm an angel underneath
[00:29.51] Innocent and sweet
[00:31.62] Like sweet and sour sauce
[00:33.66] The other day I cried (This is... The lady in the song, not me)
[00:36.84] You must have been relieved to see the softer side (So so soft)
[00:41.08] (Aight back up, sing for me)
[00:42.16] I can understand how you could be so confused
[00:45.34] I don't envy you
[00:47.72] I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one
[00:52.42] I'm a bitch, my name's Robert
[00:55.07] Such a bitch, whose name is Robert
[00:57.47] I'm a bitch, yeah I'm a bitch
[01:00.28] I'm such a fucking bitch
[01:02.68] I have no hopes, I have no dreams
[01:05.58] And a tiny little peen
[01:07.44] And it doesn't even function anyway
[01:11.43] Because I have erectile dysfunction
[01:12.76] So take me as I am
[01:15.31] Just a tiny little bitch of a man
[01:21.41] Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
[01:25.40] And I'm going to extremes
[01:27.78] Tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing (Poetry)
[01:32.31] I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
[01:34.96] I'm a child, I'm a mother
[01:37.35] I'm a sinner and a saint
[01:40.26] I do not feel ashamed
[01:42.40] I'm your Hell, I'm your dream
[01:45.32] I'm nothing in between
[01:47.18] You wouldn't want it... Want- want- any- augh, that's tough— that's tough for anybody, that's like
[01:51.43] That's so hard, fuck
[01:54.79] Oh, guitar riff! Gnanananananana
[01:57.71] I do air guitar too
[01:59.83] Since a child I'm a prodigy, I'm an air guitar prodigy, braaangitangituung
[02:04.88] I do air bass too, fuck— I do air drums
[02:08.07] I'm fucking the Jackson 5 by myself
[02:09.93] Ooh, three, lift off
[02:12.86] Just when you think you got me figured out
[02:16.85] Oh, I jumped early, my bad
[02:18.19] The season's already changing, ah
[02:23.22] I think it's cool, you do what you do
[02:27.48] And don't try to save me (How long is the save me?)
[02:32.26] I'm a bitch, I'm— there we go, I'm— lover
[02:35.18] There we go— I'm a child, I'm a mother
[02:37.31] I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
[02:40.23] I do not feel ashamed
[02:42.08] I'm your Hell, I'm your dream
[02:45.01] I'm nothing in between
[02:46.87] You know you wouldn't want it any other way (Like Burger King, have it your way)
[02:52.71] I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
[02:55.11] I'm a Goddess on my knees
[02:57.50] When you get hurt, when you suffer
[02:59.61] I'm your angel undercover
[03:02.01] I've been numb, I'm relieved
[03:04.93] Can't say I'm not a- alive? Or aleve? That would be good, aleve, huh?
[03:09.45] You know you wouldn't want it any other day— Aleve is a pain medication, huh?
[03:13.70] Mmm, mmm, I think I killed it
[03:17.68] I mean, good luck, whos next
[03:20.86] Your funeral
[03:25.64] Am I like a superstar? Uh, I think this is my new job guys, I'm fucking
[03:32.05] You got to get a new Z-Team guy, 'cause like, I'm fucking
[03:35.23] I'm like opening for Taylor
[03:40.80] Oh man, this guys still shredding? Fuck, I can't sit down yet, mmm
[03:44.53] Tak-tak-tak-tak-tak-tak-ding-ding-dang-dun-dun-dang-dun-gung
[03:47.18] Gung-gung-gan-gan-gin-gon-gon-ding-dang-dang-dang-dang-nawng
[03:49.05] Gan-gan-gin-gon-ding-gon-ding-dong-ding-ding-nawng
[03:51.44] What pedal is that?
[03:53.29] I should go to the guitar center and figure out what— augh, ugh
[03:57.70] Dong-dun-dang-dang-dang-dang-dun-dang-ding
