Sidney Gish - Imposter Syndrome
[00:02.28] Unfortunately,
[00:04.41] I am
[00:07.59] My own dog,
[00:08.93] my own fur companion
[00:11.85] My own old
[00:13.18] lady on a forum
[00:15.83] Who types in
[00:17.15] glittery decorum
[00:20.08] Unfortunately,
[00:22.21] I take
[00:24.34] Myself out walking
[00:25.92] every day and
[00:28.32] I hand my legs
[00:29.90] to the feet and
[00:32.57] I give my head
[00:34.69] to the leash
[00:37.34] Every other day,
[00:38.93] I'm wondering
[00:41.60] "What's a human
[00:42.66] being gotta
[00:43.98] be like?
[00:45.86] What's a way to
[00:47.43] just be competent?"
[00:50.10] These sweet
[00:50.63] instincts
[00:52.22] ruin my life
[00:54.35] Every other day,
[00:55.68] I'm wondering
[00:58.34] "Was it a mistake
[00:59.66] to try and define
[01:02.57] What I'm certain's
[01:03.65] mad incompetence?"
[01:06.82] These sweet
[01:07.36] instincts
[01:08.96] ruin my life
[01:10.54] I can't smell well,
[01:12.14] or tell the time
[01:14.53] Not K through 8,
[01:16.40] nor K dash 9
[01:18.78] For human, g
[01:20.11] rossly underqualified
[01:22.76] For canine,
[01:24.35] rossly overqualified
[01:27.55] I don't blend in
[01:29.13] at PetSmart
[01:31.27] And that truth
[01:32.32] remains at the Walmart
[01:35.52] 'Cause in either
[01:36.58] case, they say to me
[01:38.97] "What the fuck is
[01:41.36] lost in aisle three?"
[01:44.28] Every other day,
[01:45.87] I'm wondering
[01:48.54] "What's a human
[01:49.59] being gotta be like?
[01:52.52] What's a way to
[01:53.59] just be competent?"
[01:56.76] These sweet instincts
[01:58.89] ruin my life
[02:01.01] Every other day,
[02:02.61] I'm wondering
[02:05.26] "Was it a mistake
[02:06.60] to try and define
[02:09.26] What I'm certain's
[02:10.85] mad incompetence?"
[02:13.51] These sweet instincts
[02:16.16] ruin my life
[02:50.96] Just watch me,
[02:51.75] moving far away
[02:54.67] Nobody even knows
[02:56.00] my name, and
[02:58.93] No one suspects that
[03:01.05] I'm not fine, and
[03:03.18] Nobody outs
[03:05.03] behavioral Frankenstein
[03:07.42] Just look at
[03:08.49] Victor in LA
[03:09.55] And Syd with
[03:12.74] the "Y" at U of A
[03:15.65] And all the majors
[03:16.99] at the labels
[03:19.63] Rebooting soon
[03:21.77] as I am able
[03:24.68] Every other day,
[03:26.03] I'm wondering
[03:28.66] "What's a human
[03:30.53] being gotta be like?
[03:32.91] What's a way to
[03:33.71] just be competent?"
[03:36.64] These sweet
[03:37.43] instincts
[03:39.03] ruin my life
[03:41.15] Every other day,
[03:43.00] I'm wondering
[03:45.40] "Was it a mistake
[03:46.73] to try and define
[03:49.39] What I'm certain's
[03:50.44] mad incompetence?"
[03:53.38] These sweet
[03:53.90] instincts ruin
[03:56.02] my life
[03:58.16] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:02.14] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:06.92] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:10.64] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[04:14.61] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:18.86] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:22.85] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:27.09] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[04:38.79] Attention, passengers, we've now reached our destination
[04:41.71] We hope you enjoyed the flight, now have a nice day
