I Can't sing
[00:02.34] I’d like to find the right words.
[00:07.92] Hidden inside a song.
[00:14.30] I’d like serenade you
[00:18.82] But it would come out wrong.
[00:25.98] Maybe you won’t believe me
[00:30.76] But singing's not my style
[00:35.02] Because I'm so afraid you
[00:40.06] Might just laugh and run a mile
[00:44.32] I can’t sing, I can’t sing
[00:51.49] Open my throat and windows start crack,
[00:54.67] I thought a quaver was a cheese based snack
[00:57.87] I can’t sing, I can’t sing
[01:05.03] There’s a millions songs I have mangled,
[01:08.75] Every note in my throat just gets tangled
[01:11.95] Sounding more like a cat being strangled, by its own ball of string;
[01:17.51] I can’t sing, I can’t sing
[01:23.63] I can’t sing, I can’t sing
[01:30.53] I can just heard the crowd call out for less
[01:33.45] Flat as a pancake in a trouser press
[01:36.91] I can’t sing, I can’t sing
[01:44.34] Don’t know how my poor granddaddy stuck it
[01:47.53] I can’t carry a tune in a bucket
[01:50.71] Anybody ‘ll tell you I suck, it’s the god damndest thing
[01:56.30] I can’t sing, I can’t sing
[02:04.00] It’s a tough handicap
[02:07.19] I can’t sing I can’t even rap (break it down y’all)
[02:10.37] I can’t dance, it’s too bad
[02:13.29] I move worse than a white boys dad.
[02:17.01] I can’t tweet, I can’t blog
[02:19.67] I look rough as a rover’s dog
[02:23.13] I can’t do anything, worst of all I just can’t sing!
[02:33.75] I need to break it too you
[02:39.86] Unaware as you are
[02:46.50] You have the voice of angels
[02:50.49] You’re born to be a star
[02:58.19] You are the kind of girl that, but anyone would love
[03:08.28] Such style, grace and beauty
[03:12.26] These are gifts from up above
[03:16.25] You can sing, you can sing
[03:22.89] Had no idea I didn’t think I could,
[03:26.35] I thought I made Geri Halliwell sound good
[03:29.80] You can sing, you can sing
[03:37.23] If you say so, maybe I can hack it
[03:40.16] If it’s not such a god awful racket
[03:43.34] Don’t forget that you could win a packet
[03:46.79] I can just hear, ‘cha ching’
[03:50.24] It’s my granddaddy’s dream I’m fulfilling
[03:53.17] Love is strong, even death cannot kill it
[03:56.63] And ill rise out of this, should god will it
[03:59.54] I got something to bring
[04:02.74] I can sing, I can sing
[04:09.11] I can
[04:12.56] Sing
