Still Alive

[00:00.01] This was a triumph

[00:03.35] I'm making a note here: Huge success

[00:08.40] It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[00:15.83] Aperture Science

[00:19.28] We do what we must

[00:21.15] Because we can

[00:24.60] For the good of all of us

[00:28.31] Except the ones who are dead

[00:30.17] But there's no sense crying over every mistake

[00:34.16] You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

[00:38.15] And the science gets done

[00:40.28] And you make a neat gun

[00:42.13] For the people who are still alive

[00:51.61] I'm not even angry

[00:55.36] I'm being so sincere right now

[01:00.67] Even though you broke my heart

[01:04.38] And killed me

[01:07.57] And tore me to pieces

[01:11.29] And threw every piece into a fire

[01:16.60] As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

[01:22.19] Now these points of data make a beautiful line

[01:26.19] And we're out of beta

[01:28.04] We're releasing on time

[01:30.17] So I'm GLaD I got burned

[01:32.30] Think of all the things we learned

[01:34.14] For the people who are still alive

[01:43.61] Go ahead and leave me

[01:47.32] I think I prefer to stay inside

[01:52.64] Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

[01:59.55] Maybe Black Mesa

[02:03.52] That was a joke

[02:05.12] Haha! Fat chance

[02:08.57] Anyway, this cake is great

[02:12.04] It's so delicious and moist

[02:14.15] Look at me still talking

[02:16.27] When there's Science to do

[02:18.13] When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you

[02:22.11] I've experiments to run

[02:24.25] There is research to be done

[02:26.10] On the people who are still alive

[02:29.98] And believe me, I am still alive

[02:33.70] I'm doing Science and I'm still alive

[02:37.96] I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

[02:41.93] While you're dying, I'll be still alive

[02:45.92] And when you're dead, I will be still alive

[02:49.91] Still alive

[02:52.02] Still alive