Hazbin Hotel

[00:00.11] Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say unto thee

[00:03.30] Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh

[00:05.69] Where the virtuous reside 24∕7, oh-oh-oh

[00:09.67] People are happy that they died

[00:11.80] 'Cause here, we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife, ah

[00:15.53] It's the perfect afterlife

[00:19.23] Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh

[00:21.64] Check out our sick decor, the spirits leaven, oh

[00:25.61] Please, keep your brimstone off the floor

[00:27.47] We've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot

[00:31.19] And everyone is hot

[00:35.45] Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around

[00:39.44] After you see our realm, you'll never wanna go back down

[00:43.42] Of course, it is just temporary, I'm sorry, you can't stay

[00:47.14] 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day

[00:52.20] Welcome to Heaven, yeah