Our Girl, Charlie
[00:00.15] Before we go forward, let's rewind
[00:02.80] To when Lu and Lilith damned mankind.
[00:06.52] Gave Eve a red delicious. Heaven's rage was vicious.
[00:09.73] Now let's skip a page or three or four to be more expeditious. Hahahahaha!
[00:17.69] Charlie Morningstar, Lucifer's daughter
[00:19.55] Had a little plan to save the damned from the slaughter.
[00:21.68] Made a Hotel for the people of Hell.
[00:23.54] To come and redeem themselves. And well...
[00:25.66] Heaven's general, Adam from the Garden
[00:27.80] Loved killing Sinners, wouldn't grant them a pardon.
[00:29.67] He sealed their fate and moved up the date
[00:31.78] Of the next Extermination, which was less than great for...
[00:33.92] Our girl, Charlie
[00:35.78] So desperate to show
[00:37.90] Sinners could learn to repent
[00:39.82] Do good deeds and grow.
[00:41.94] She sang some malarkey,
[00:43.81] Forgiving a spy.
[00:45.66] And yours truly fed a TV head
[00:48.05] A slice of humble pie. Then I…
[00:50.18] Went to a meeting with Carmilla
[00:52.07] The top-shelf Overlord weapons dealer.
[00:54.18] Velvette pressed her to reveal
[00:56.04] She'd killed an angel with Angelic Steel.
[00:58.16] Now Angel Dust did a saucy dance
[01:00.56] A tragic victim of circumstance.
[01:02.14] He and Husk had a heart-to-heart.
[01:04.28] Did anyone actually like this part?
[01:06.40] Our girl, Charlie
[01:08.25] Called her absent pops.
[01:10.38] That corny mother-ducking king
[01:12.51] Pulled out all the stops.
[01:14.37] Mimzy barged in
[01:16.22] And no one liked that
[01:18.36] And me and Husker had ourselves a friendly little chat.
[01:22.66] Then Charlie went to Heaven
[01:24.79] Where she wasn't fully welcome
[01:26.91] Tried to tell them about the progress she had made.
[01:30.63] The council looked down upon the merry band
[01:33.83] Of Angel, Pen, and Cherri and...
[01:37.56] Determined they were vermin
[01:38.61] Who deserved to meet the blade.
[01:40.74] Em and Sera had a fight.
[01:42.34] Buried secrets came to light.
[01:44.19] Vaggie fought for those above.
[01:45.79] She fell from grace and fell in love.
[01:47.65] Our girl, Charlie
[01:49.24] Was in quite a bind.
[01:51.37] I took pity, brought her around to Rosie's to find
[01:54.55] Her cannibal army. They lent her an ear.
[01:58.27] Carmilla taught old Vaggie how to handle her spear.
[02:01.99] The day arrived of the dreaded Exorcism.
[02:06.80] Pentious died of attempted heroism.
[02:11.60] I got a little hurt.
[02:12.93] We put Adam in the dirt.
[02:15.07] Niffty scored the final blow
[02:16.17] Though I did almost all the work.
[02:18.03] As dust cleared on a Hell changed forever
[02:20.68] The gang rebuilt their pointless hotel together.
[02:23.33] I have plans to put in motion.
[02:24.40] There's a moment here to seize.
[02:25.74] Though I have a sneaking notion that the same goes for the Vees.
[02:28.67] Who will be victorious?
[02:29.99] Will someone be redeemed?
[02:31.32] And that is where the story is if all is as it seemed.
[02:33.71] Who knows what twists the future has in store?
[02:36.36] You may laugh
[02:37.16] You may cry.
[02:37.96] You may lose your mind.
[02:39.02] But you sure as hell won't be booooooorrrreeeeeddd!!!!
