Hazbin Guarantee (Trust US)

[00:05.42] Come on in, here's your key

[00:08.60] Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see

[00:11.79] The hotel, 'cause it's great

[00:15.04] If you parked your car, we'll validate

[00:18.77] All our guests are family

[00:22.48] (Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff)

[00:25.14] That's the Hazbin guarantee

[00:29.40] And did I mention it's free?

[00:30.99] It's worth the price

[00:31.80] Al, be nice

[00:32.59] Full of drunks (full of cunts)

[00:34.18] Full of sticky floors covered in junk

[00:37.10] Ha, don't mind them

[00:38.43] No one does

[00:38.97] Or that hole

[00:39.76] Ugh, Cherri (what?)

[00:40.83] You've made a great choice to save your soul

[00:43.75] 'Cause redemption is possible, I really, really hope

[00:47.22] 'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke

[00:50.14] And my friend died for no reason and I'm never gonna cope

[00:53.07] From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month

[00:56.52] There's a bar

[00:57.31] (What the shit?) Have a beer (I don't drink)

[00:59.43] I just know you're gonna love it here

[01:03.19] We can live in harmony

[01:06.90] No, I can't make a fucking Mai Tai

[01:09.56] That's the Hazbin guarantee

[01:14.07] Now repeat after me

[01:15.71] I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in)

[01:18.91] I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance), come on, everybody

[01:21.83] For my reckonin' (for my reckonin')

[01:25.01] I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn-)

[01:28.21] I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in)

[01:31.40] I'm seekin' guidance (let's get out of here) (that place sucked ass)

[01:34.06] Psst, hey, you (who? Me?)

[01:36.98] That's right, baby

[01:38.31] Redemption got you snoring? That scene was fucking boring

[01:41.54] Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding?

[01:44.73] Because I sense a drop of star potential

[01:47.95] With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential

[01:51.14] Come on down to Vee Tower where we have talent flower

[01:54.32] No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power

[01:57.51] Let's start with a killer fit, let's get filler in those lips

[02:00.70] Wax that gooch and pull that strip

[02:02.03] A-snip, snip, snip

[02:03.89] Ooh, all of Hell's gonna want you

[02:08.69] In this game, no one outdoes us

[02:10.81] No one can out buzz us

[02:12.41] All you gotta do is trust us

[02:14.26] (La-la-la) just us

[02:16.12] (La-la-la) trust us

[02:17.50] Take all these starring roles

[02:19.09] We trademarked all your holes

[02:20.68] There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed

[02:23.60] Except now they're sick of you 'cause they've seen way too much

[02:27.06] But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you

[02:30.00] Scratch that, they changed the channel

[02:31.59] And we can't sell the scandal

[02:33.19] Hope you had fun, but we are done with you

[02:35.31] Your run has cancelled

[02:36.37] We're finished, I'm not kidding

[02:37.97] Get the fuck out of my building

[02:39.56] Get the fuck out of my building

[02:41.15] Snip, snip, snip, bitch

[02:42.75] Ooh, but if you know someone

[02:45.93] You tell 'em that no one outdoes us

[02:49.65] No one can out buzz us

[02:51.51] All they gotta do is-

[02:52.31] Come on in (come on down to Vee Tower)

[02:54.17] Here's your key

[02:55.23] And see how great your afterlife could be

[02:59.48] We can live in harmony

[03:03.46] Why be nice when you can be famous?

[03:05.63] That's the Hazbin

[03:08.82] Sign and cash in (guarantee)

[03:13.64] Yeah, right, bitch

[03:14.70] Trust me, just me

[03:17.89] Trust-

[03:18.96] Us, no, I-

[03:20.28] I meant to say us (uh-huh, yeah, okay)