Inside of Every Demon Is a Rainbow

[00:01.83] I'm here to tell

[00:03.43] About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel

[00:07.16] Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell

[00:10.62] Catering to a specific clientele

[00:13.27] (Oooh-ooh-ooh)

[00:15.93] Inside of every demon is a rainbow!

[00:18.32] Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!

[00:21.51] Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,

[00:23.92] Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!

[00:26.83] We can turn them 'round!

[00:28.16] They'll be Heaven-bound!

[00:29.49] With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!

[00:34.60] So, all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos,

[00:36.18] Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes,

[00:37.51] And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!

[00:40.16] All of you cretins, sluts, and losers,

[00:41.49] Sexual deviants and boozers

[00:42.82] And prescription drug abusers

[00:44.15] Need not fear!

[00:45.21] Forever again

[00:46.80] We'll cure your sin

[00:48.13] We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell

[00:50.79] Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!

[00:56.13] There'll be no more fire,

[00:57.99] And no more screams

[00:59.64] Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams

[01:03.09] And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like "Wow!"

[01:06.54] Once you check in with meeeee~!

[01:12.69] So, all your cartoon porn addictions,

[01:14.54] Vegan rants, psychic predictions,

[01:15.60] Ancient Roman crucifixions

[01:16.93] End right here!

[01:18.31] All you monsters, thieves, and crazies,

[01:19.37] Cannibals and crying babies,

[01:20.76] Frothing mouth that's full of rabies,

[01:22.09] Filled with cheer!

[01:23.41] You'll be complete!

[01:24.47] It'll be so neat!

[01:25.81] Our service can't be beat!

[01:26.87] You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)

[01:28.20] Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel~!