Speedrun To Redemption

[00:00.41] Alright, show me redemption

[00:05.71] Step one, say you'll get it done

[00:08.36] Make redemption your resolution

[00:11.29] Fine

[00:11.81] Step two, bid the booze adieu

[00:14.21] Hey

[00:14.48] A sober mind's primed for absolution

[00:17.67] Step three, dignity

[00:19.28] Try dressing more modestly

[00:20.59] Step four, feed the poor

[00:22.20] Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?

[00:23.78] Five, six, seven, eight

[00:25.38] Come on, buddy, concentrate

[00:27.24] Change some babies, and

[00:28.57] Help old ladies across the street

[00:31.23] Isn't he sweet?

[00:32.02] Uh-huh

[00:32.54] Right

[00:32.81] Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful

[00:35.48] Just misunderstood

[00:37.12] You can be good for good

[00:38.44] Whoa

[00:38.71] All you skeptics, pay close attention

[00:41.62] We'll speedrun from here to redemption

[00:44.55] Step nine, give a hobo a dime

[00:46.94] Yeah, no way this story is bogus

[00:50.16] Step ten, do one through nine again

[00:52.02] Again?

[00:52.55] Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice

[00:55.21] Step eleven-

[00:55.74] Little question, this guy gets to Heaven how?

[00:57.87] Step twelve, what the hell?

[00:59.19] Pentious was redeemed by now

[01:00.52] Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

[01:01.90] Better, nicer, faster, quickly

[01:03.48] Wear this top hat, and build a rocket

[01:05.61] You gotta commit, start speaking like this

[01:08.53] Have depression, an egg obsession

[01:10.66] And a leathery hood, then you'll be good for good

[01:13.59] Then save a friend from a certain demise- oh, fuck

[01:15.97] Maybe the key is self-sacrifice

[01:17.83] If you offer up your life with pure intentions

[01:21.03] We'll speedrun from here to redemption

[01:23.70] I hate you