1985

[00:00.45] Woo-hoo-hoo

[00:07.84] Woo-hoo-hoo

[00:18.96] Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all

[00:23.01] One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA

[00:26.73] Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four

[00:30.73] Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?

[00:34.97] She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star

[00:38.95] She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car

[00:42.68] Her yellow SUV is now the enemy

[00:46.66] Looks at her average life, and nothing has been alright

[00:51.98] Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana

[00:55.71] There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV

[01:00.26] Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool

[01:04.25] 'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

[01:12.85] (1985) (Woo-hoo-hoo)

[01:18.69] She's seen all the classics, she knows every line

[01:22.71] Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even Saint Elmo's Fire

[01:26.71] She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan

[01:30.87] Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran

[01:35.13] Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin?

[01:38.85] And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?

[01:42.84] When did reality become TV?

[01:46.81] Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows?

[01:51.07] On the radio was

[01:52.40] Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana

[01:55.84] There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV

[02:00.16] Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool

[02:04.17] 'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

[02:19.05] She hates time, make it stop

[02:22.24] When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock? (Classic rock)

[02:26.76] And when did Ozzy become an actor?

[02:31.02] Please make this stop, stop, stop!

[02:36.86] And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana

[02:41.06] There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV

[02:45.31] Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool

[02:49.29] 'Cause she's still preoccupied, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

[02:53.02] Since Bruce Springsteen (She hates time), Madonna, way before Nirvana (1985)

[02:56.74] There was U2 (Make it stop) and Blondie, and music still on MTV (1985) (Woo-hoo-hoo)

[03:01.34] Her two kids (She hates time) in high school, they tell her that she's uncool (1985)

[03:05.32] 'Cause she's still (Make it stop) preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985