Impostor syndrome
[00:02.09] Unfortunately, I am
[00:06.34] My own dog, my own fur companion
[00:11.40] My own old lady on a forum
[00:15.91] Who types in glittery decorum
[00:19.89] Unfortunately, I take
[00:24.14] Myself out walking every day and
[00:28.11] I hand my legs to the feet and
[00:31.83] I give my head to the leash
[00:37.40] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:41.41] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[00:45.39] What's a way to just be competent?"
[00:49.93] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[00:54.17] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:58.17] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[01:02.42] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[01:06.67] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[01:10.39] I can't smell well, or tell the time
[01:14.37] Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
[01:18.35] For human, grossly underqualified
[01:22.59] For canine, grossly overqualified
[01:27.14] I don't blend in at PetSmart
[01:30.59] And that truth remains at the Walmart
[01:34.84] 'Cause in either case, they say to me
[01:38.82] "What the fuck is lost in aisle three?"
[01:43.06] Every other day, I'm wondering
[01:48.39] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[01:52.64] What's a way to just be competent?"
[01:56.90] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[01:58.75] Every other day, I'm wondering
[02:04.86] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[02:09.09] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[02:13.36] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[02:17.08] Just watch me, moving far away
[02:53.98] Nobody even knows my name, and
[02:58.52] No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
[03:02.47] Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
[03:07.29] Just look at Victor in LA
[03:11.26] And Syd with the "Y" at U of A
[03:15.24] And all the majors at the labels
[03:19.22] Rebooting soon as I am able
[03:24.28] Every other day, I'm wondering
[03:28.23] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[03:32.51] What's a way to just be competent?"
[03:37.02] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:41.00] Every other day, I'm wondering
[03:44.98] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[03:49.25] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[03:53.48] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:57.76] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:01.47] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:05.72] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:10.22] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[04:14.47] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:18.75] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:22.46] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:26.98] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[04:37.31] Attention, passengers, we've now reached our destination
[04:41.30] We hope you enjoyed the flight, now have a nice day
