HEAVEN 2 HELL
[00:02.23] Attention all sinners
[00:03.29] Alastor here! (And Charlie!)
[00:04.89] And we're pleased as punch to tell you about the new Hazbin Hotel! (Actually, it's the Happy Hot—)
[00:08.63] Wonderful! Now listen up!
[00:10.75] What would you do
[00:11.81] If I said there's a place for you
[00:14.25] A place completely free of shame and doubt (Well, just about)
[00:19.29] What would you do
[00:20.36] If you could start it all anew?
[00:22.75] Well, come to our hotel and you'll find out
[00:27.26] You will not want for anything
[00:29.39] We'll take it all away
[00:31.28] No, actually, we'll give you things
[00:33.67] 'Cause stealing's not okay
[00:35.80] Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs
[00:37.92] Or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs
[00:40.04] We'll make them pay
[00:41.11] They'll want to stay
[00:42.17] Don't scare them all away
[00:44.04] We may not agree on everything
[00:46.43] As far as we can tell
[00:48.28] But we both want this new venture to do well
[00:52.53] So, with her passion
[00:53.59] And his power
[00:54.66] And this rinky—dink hotel
[00:57.05] We might just bring some heaven to hell
[01:02.09] It's clear to me
[01:03.15] That you're just looking for control
[01:05.86] It's definitely getting out of hand (I agree!)
[01:09.84] So before we go and tell another
[01:12.23] Tired, tortured soul
[01:14.36] I think we need to come up with a plan (Good idea!)
[01:18.61] We'll ship them in and dress them up
[01:20.73] And make them look the part
[01:22.87] Well, actually, we probably should
[01:24.98] Help them change their heart
[01:27.11] By teasing them and baiting them
[01:29.25] Or rehabilitating them
[01:31.63] Boil them, baste them, slice them up
[01:33.52] And serve them à la carte
[01:36.17] That's horrible!
[01:37.23] Don't be such a princess
[01:38.56] Go to Hell
[01:39.37] Already there, darling!
[01:40.95] We may not agree on everything
[01:43.12] As far as we can tell
[01:44.97] But we both want this new venture to do well
[01:48.97] So, with her passion
[01:50.29] And his power
[01:51.63] And this rinky—dink hotel
[01:53.76] We might just bring some heaven to hell
[01:58.55] One more time for the demons in the back!
[02:02.00] With our passion
[02:03.33] And our power
[02:04.66] And this rinky—dink hotel
[02:07.32] We might just bring some heaven to hell
[02:16.89] Want some hors d'oeuvres?
[02:18.22] I'll pass
[02:19.01] Yeah!
