Frieren vs Fern

[00:05.48] Ah... do we really have to start right now? Just give me five more minutes, anyhow... Fine, since you insist, you little butterfly. Let's see if your ordinary magic makes me fry.

[00:21.69] Chill out, Fern, don't look at me with that sour face, Pouting while my mana slowly creeps into place. I’ve been in this game a thousand years, you’ve been here a day, I beat the Demon King, you’re just the apprentice in every way. You stress too much, always watching the clock go tick, "Mistress Frieren, wake up," your tone is getting thick. I hunt rare grimoires, magic to scrape off the rust, You just spam "Zoltraak" like it’s the only spell you trust. You say I'm slow, wasting time on the track, But I have eternity, you only have till the sun goes black.

[00:53.56] With all due respect, Master, you are cringe as hell, Sleeping until noon should be a prison cell. I have to comb your hair, dress you, feed you breakfast too, If it were up to you, we wouldn't move an inch, it's true. You talk about experience, your golden age of old, But you see a chest on the floor and lose all control! It's a mimic, Frieren! I've said it a thousand times before! I have to pull you out of the beast while you just snore. You say you collect magic, what a cheap hobby to brag, "Magic to see through clothes"... You perverted old hag!

[01:20.41] It's the magic of calm... It's the magic of laziness! I read the history... You're just a dusty mess! I am the Funeral Elf... Well, your time is nigh! Let's see which sorceress is best right now, you and I!

[01:44.04] You call me old, you call me slow, you call me perverted too, But when a high-rank demon comes, who saves the life of you? Heiter spoiled you rotten, I made you a lethal weapon, I taught you to hide your mana, a skill you shouldn't threaten. I am a legend, my name is fear up in the northern lands, You're just a little girl who needs a haircut from my hands. And about Stark... don't act so sly and shy, You treat him poorly 'cause you love him, don't deny.

[02:05.84] That is irrelevant! Don't change the central theme! Your lack of maturity is a phenomenal scheme! You live in the past, with Himmel's shadow cast deep, But the present escapes you, while you are fast asleep. I am pure efficiency! I shoot faster, my defense is tight! You take ten years to watch a single flower find the light. I am the human mage who will surpass the master here, So stop buying potions that are just useless souvenirs! Accept it at once! Stop acting like a sage! I'm the one keeping you from dying of old age!

[02:32.94] I see... you are right about one thing, Fern.

[02:37.44] About what, Mistress Frieren?

[02:39.56] You are very hungry. You get aggressive when you don't eat. Come on, I saw a restaurant serving giant burgers two towns over.

[02:48.06] ...Fine. But you are paying. And no buying weird things on the way.

[02:53.91] Heh.