Impostor Syndrome - Sidney Gish
[00:03.16] Unfortunately, I am
[00:07.42] My own dog, my own fur companion
[00:11.96] My own old lady on a forum
[00:15.91] Who types in glittery decorum
[00:20.17] Unfortunately, I take
[00:24.15] Myself out walking every day and
[00:28.11] I hand my legs to the feet and
[00:32.37] I give my head to the leash
[00:37.41] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:41.42] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[00:45.67] What's a way to just be competent?"
[00:49.92] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[00:54.16] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:58.14] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[01:02.71] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[01:06.64] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[01:10.65] I can't smell well, or tell the time
[01:14.37] Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
[01:18.67] For human, grossly underqualified
[01:22.62] For canine, grossly overqualified
[01:27.39] I don't blend in at PetSmart
[01:31.11] And that truth remains at the Walmart
[01:35.12] 'Cause in either case, they say to me
[01:39.35] "What the fuck is lost in aisle three?"
[01:44.11] Every other day, I'm wondering
[01:48.38] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[01:52.64] What's a way to just be competent?"
[01:56.58] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[02:00.86] Every other day, I'm wondering
[02:05.15] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[02:09.36] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[02:13.34] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[02:50.79] Just watch me, moving far away
[02:54.52] Nobody even knows my name, and
[02:58.75] No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
[03:03.01] Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
[03:07.26] Just look at Victor in LA
[03:11.26] And Syd with the "Y" at U of A
[03:15.51] And all the majors at the labels
[03:19.77] Rebooting soon as I am able
[03:24.26] Every other day, I'm wondering
[03:28.51] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[03:32.78] What's a way to just be competent?"
[03:36.99] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:41.01] Every other day, I'm wondering
[03:45.26] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[03:49.49] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[03:53.47] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:57.76] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:01.75] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:06.00] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:10.22] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[04:14.47] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:18.45] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:22.69] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:27.21] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[04:38.63] Attention, passengers, we've now reached our destination
[04:41.82] We hope you enjoyed the flight, now have a nice day
