Big Boys - SNL
[00:03.12] Winter has arrived, y'all
[00:04.71] Temperature's droppin'
[00:05.77] And you know what that means
[00:07.10] It's cuffin' season
[00:08.70] That time of year when we find a man to keep us warm through these cold months
[00:12.15] But not just any man will do
[00:14.81] That's right, we out here lookin' for some big boys
[00:23.83] It's cuffin' season
[00:26.22] And now we've got a reason
[00:28.88] To get a big boy, I need a big boy
[00:31.80] Give me a big boy (Big, b-big, b-big, big boy)
[00:34.99] It's cuffin' season
[00:37.65] And all the girls are leavin'
[00:40.31] To get a big boy (Big boy), I need a big boy (Big boy)
[00:43.23] I want a big boy
[00:46.42] I need a big boy w-wit' polar bear arms
[00:49.33] Keeps me warm in a winter snow storm
[00:51.99] Wind chill is bitin' but his jackets are zipped
[00:54.65] He bring in my groceries in just one trip
[00:57.31] Till the sun comes back, I need a big boy hottie
[01:00.49] Makes his own heat with his big boy body
[01:03.42] For the next three months, skinny boys is dead
[01:05.80] Forget a six-pack, I need the whole damn keg
[01:08.73] Big boy w-with a big ole back
[01:11.64] A California king, refrigerator stacked
[01:14.59] With steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks
[01:17.24] Bu-bu-butter, bacon, cheese, and lasagna in the tray
[01:19.91] Need an enormous man with an enormous stand
[01:22.83] Feeds me snacks with his enormous hands
[01:25.47] And I hope he asks me to be his winter-wife
[01:28.39] 'Cause messin' with a big boy will change your life
[01:31.59] It's cuffin' season
[01:33.98] And all the girls be needin'
[01:36.90] I need a big boy, I want a big boy
[01:39.57] Give me a big boy
[01:42.74] I need a big boy body, like a bouncer
[01:45.13] Big mouth-breather and legs like a monster
[01:48.05] Get in the bed and he gonna do me right
[01:50.45] And when we all done he gonna snore all night
[01:53.10] And then he stops
[01:57.88] Hey, babe
[02:01.60] Did this man just die?
[02:03.99] Anything I need, my big boy got it
[02:06.66] If I need a snack, he got Snickers in his pocket
[02:09.57] Big warm hoodie, yeah, you know I'm gonna rock it
[02:12.23] And if we gon' travel, you know he gon' put me in first-class 'cause he don't fit in the back
[02:20.72] Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)
[02:21.79] Go big boys (Ah, ah)
[02:23.11] Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)
[02:24.71] I like 'em big boys (Ah, ah)
[02:25.77] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Punkie
[02:27.37] I thought you only liked girls
[02:28.17] I love girls, but they can't keep me warm
[02:30.55] I wanna be the little-spoon sometimes
[02:32.94] It's like this
[02:34.00] I been mannin' up the whole year
[02:35.60] Taking care of kids and wife
[02:36.93] I mow the lawn, take out the trash
[02:38.26] You don't think that I be tired?
[02:39.59] All I do is work and stress and I could use a big boy so I could just relax
[02:44.63] He need to have them love-handles in the front and in the back
[02:47.30] And, yes, I want 'em three layers like McDonald's BigMacs
[02:50.21] But if we talkin' girls, yo, I like my women big and it don't matter what the season
[02:53.93] Like 'em thick all year, yeah, yeah
[02:56.58] It's cuffin' season
[02:59.24] And now we got a reason
[03:01.90] To get a big boy, I want a big boy
[03:04.55] Give me a big, big, big boy
[03:07.74] We out here, ladies
[03:09.60] We the reason for the season
[03:11.46] These bears don't hibernate in the winter
[03:13.58] You know where to find us
[03:15.45] We'll be shovelin' snow in shorts
[03:17.56] Big, b-big, b-big boys
