A Day In The Life

[00:13.21] I read the news today, oh boy

[00:19.43] About a lucky man who made the grade

[00:25.35] And though the news was rather sad

[00:31.53] Well I just had to laugh

[00:38.02] I saw the photograph

[00:44.22] He blew his mind out in a car

[00:50.11] He didn't notice that the lights had changed

[00:56.60] A crowd of people stood and stared

[01:02.53] They'd seen his face before

[01:05.33] Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

[01:11.82] I saw a film today, oh, boy

[01:18.01] The English Army had just won the war

[01:24.20] A crowd of people turned away

[01:30.12] But I just had to look

[01:33.76] Having read the book

[01:38.85] I'd love to turn you on

[02:21.09] Woke up, fell out of bed,

[02:23.91] Drag the comb across my head.

[02:28.40] Found a way downstairs and drank a cup.

[02:31.39] Looking up I noticed I was late.

[02:35.52] Found my coat and grabbed my hat,

[02:38.22] Made my bus in second splat.

[02:43.02] Found my way upstairs and has a smoke.

[02:46.04] Somebody spoke and I went into a dream (Aah, aah)

[03:18.71] I read the news today, oh boy

[03:24.54] Four-thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

[03:30.15] And though the holes were rather small

[03:36.09] They had to count them all

[03:38.62] Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

[03:44.26] I'd love to turn you on