A Day In The Life

[00:12.82] I read the news today, oh boy

[00:19.08] About a lucky man who made the grade

[00:25.33] And though the news was rather sad

[00:31.60] Well, I just had to laugh

[00:37.84] I saw the photograph

[00:44.08] He blew his mind out in a car;

[00:50.34] He didn't notice that the lights had changed

[00:56.33] A crowd of people stood and stared

[01:02.58] They'd seen his face before

[01:05.34] Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

[01:11.87] I saw a film today, oh boy;

[01:18.08] The English army had just won the war

[01:24.33] A crowd of people turned away

[01:30.33] But I just had to look

[01:33.58] Having read the book

[01:38.59] I'd love to turn you on

[02:20.84] Woke up, fell out of bed

[02:23.82] Dragged a comb across my head

[02:28.31] Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

[02:31.30] And looking up, I noticed I was late

[02:35.57] Found my coat and grabbed my hat

[02:38.32] Made the bus in seconds flat

[02:42.81] Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

[02:45.82] And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

[03:18.32] Ah I read the news today, oh boy

[03:24.31] Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

[03:30.30] And though the holes were rather small

[03:36.07] They had to count them all

[03:38.82] Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

[03:44.32] I'd love to turn you on