I Don't Belong in This Club

[00:08.83] Some guy skipped in front of me

[00:10.96] Can't believe I paid an entry fee

[00:13.08] And I don't even got the energy

[00:15.20] To smile for a selfie

[00:17.32] And I know that I should go home

[00:19.17] But I'm still standing here so

[00:21.30] I guess one more for the road

[00:23.44] I wanna raise a toast so

[00:25.56] This one's for the sparklers

[00:27.42] Dudes wearing shades in the darkness

[00:29.81] But hats off to the DJ

[00:31.39] Same song twice in an evening (one, two, three)

[00:33.28] Oh, save me (save me), can't take it (take it)

[00:39.41] I don't belong in this club

[00:42.56] One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)

[00:47.61] 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh)

[00:50.25] I was waiting in line for an hour

[00:54.25] Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)

[00:59.30] I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it)

[01:04.45] I don't belong in this club, no

[01:09.50] Hopped out of the Uber (Uber)

[01:11.62] I was feeling myself (goddamn)

[01:13.77] Had the polo with the bolo (I did)

[01:15.89] With some eel on the belt (hoo)

[01:17.75] Walked up to the bouncer (hey, what's up, man?)

[01:19.87] Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore)

[01:21.99] He said, "Mackler, who?" (It's me)

[01:23.58] "You gotta wait like everybody else."

[01:25.45] Shoulda stayed on the sofa

[01:27.04] Forgot I hate being social

[01:29.16] And I miss my ex-girl

[01:31.02] This Drake song making me 'motional

[01:32.89] (girl, you hurt my feelings)

[01:34.48] I'm feeling awkward as hell (uh-huh)

[01:36.33] I only came here to dance (wassup?)

[01:38.45] The dj ain't playing the cuts (no)

[01:40.33] And what do I do with my hands? (it's awkward)

[01:42.72] Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up

[01:45.36] And I toast the nights like this that I probably won't remember much

[01:49.62] 'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye, grab my stuff, 'bout to cut

[01:53.87] And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight!"

[01:57.57] Ah, fuck

[01:59.72] Oh, save me (save me), can't take it (take it)

[02:05.01] I don't belong in this club (club)

[02:08.21] One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)

[02:13.26] 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh)

[02:15.92] I was waiting in line for an hour

[02:19.62] Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)

[02:24.67] I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it)

[02:29.99] I don't belong in this club

[02:33.45] And to think that I've waited all week (no)

[02:41.94] To get someone's drink spilled over me (I)

[02:50.19] I don't care if the Uber's on surge (no, I don't, no)

[02:58.41] I'd do anything to get out of this club

[03:06.38] Save me, can't take it, no

[03:11.97] I don't belong in this club

[03:14.87] One dance, no chance

[03:19.92] 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh)

[03:22.91] I was waiting in line for an hour

[03:26.62] Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)

[03:31.40] I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it)

[03:36.71] I don't belong in this club