Count to three
[00:01.53] Is this what you've been waiting for?
[00:03.37] Say, "One, two and four"
[00:13.47] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[00:15.61] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[00:17.45] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[00:19.32] Guess what comes after
[00:21.44] Hi again, I'm Gabe N
[00:23.04] A fan of shooters, wizard of computers and a handsome man
[00:25.42] (Your grandfather used to blather 'bout him a thousand years ago)
[00:29.15] Wasn't easy keeping busy
[00:31.00] Every season brings another reason not to make a game
[00:33.40] (Oh, why bother, just another wasted day in the studio)
[00:36.85] I had it all but tried new things, true
[00:38.98] It didn't get us very far
[00:40.83] Between controllers and machines, you
[00:42.43] Still picked a rusty old crowbar
[00:44.82] Nobody sees beyond my charming self
[00:46.95] A soul that's never truly free
[00:48.80] So, just for once, forget the summer sale
[00:50.65] And give it up for Half-Life, Alyx
[00:53.31] The valve's been stuck, corroded by the money
[00:57.30] Has not been oiled for years
[01:01.29] We didn't even hope to see it running
[01:05.00] But now you're bound to learn how to
[01:07.15] But now you're bound to learn how to
[01:09.26] This time you're bound to count to three
[01:11.40] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[01:12.99] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[01:14.87] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[01:16.72] (Guess what's coming after)
[01:19.12] Well, here we are again
[01:21.24] Except we're long forgotten
[01:23.10] My circuits niggling up and down my spine
[01:27.07] He said it's worth the wait
[01:28.93] His weight keeps pressing harder
[01:30.53] But Alyx gave us hope, we'll rise and shine
[01:35.05] For soulless card games and hardware releases
[01:38.76] The light's been turning green
[01:43.01] Life gave you lemons, take them out the freezer
[01:46.76] This time you're bound to learn how to
[01:48.61] This time you're bound to learn how to
[01:50.74] This time you're bound to count
[01:52.60] The numbers are intimidating
[01:54.18] It's hard to give a fresh new start
[01:56.32] When everyone's anticipating
[01:58.17] Another masterpiece of art
[02:00.30] If this machine keeps playing dead, we
[02:01.90] May end up on the other side
[02:04.28] So hold on to all your hats
[02:05.61] Let's show 'em a triple-A done right
[02:08.80] The valve's been stuck, corroded by the money
[02:12.51] But after many years
[02:16.76] We can't believe the engine started running
[02:20.49] This time he's bound to count to three
[02:24.47] Full steam ahead, we'll end this idle running
[02:28.45] Let's give the valve a spin
[02:32.45] We've got some work to do, so take this, honey
[02:36.44] This time you're bound to learn how to
[02:38.55] This time you're bound to learn how to
[02:40.14] This time you're bound to count to three
[02:56.08] Thank you and have fun
[00:00.00] (glados yapping)
