Furrymon Gotta smash them all!
[00:04.95] I dreamt to be the very best
[00:08.67] Among the strong and brave
[00:11.85] But masters of the Pokémon
[00:15.31] Prefer to feel like slaves
[00:19.03] I left my home, I tried to pass
[00:22.48] Right through the tall low poly grass
[00:25.67] As the strangest feeling in my pants
[00:29.39] Came like a tidal wave
[00:33.37] A wild Lopunny appears
[00:34.97] She's readily spreading her ears
[00:36.82] You see an Incineroar flexing, oh, dear
[00:38.69] This ecosystem is weird
[00:39.75] Heed their call to catch 'em all
[00:41.61] Master, stop rubbing your blue poké balls
[00:43.46] Teach us new moves and carry us home
[00:45.07] We always do as we're told
[00:46.13] The furrýmonication's growing bolder
[00:49.32] They say it's in the eye of the beholder
[00:52.76] I say it's just effective
[00:54.62] Yeah, it's super effective
[00:56.22] More than a couple extra polygons
[00:59.68] My Fennekin evolved into a furry
[01:03.13] An animal or not? The line gets blurry
[01:06.59] I guess this is effective
[01:08.43] Yeah, it's super effective
[01:10.30] So grab your ultra balls
[01:13.49] Gotta smash 'em all!
[01:18.27] Pretend you like this game a lot
[01:21.46] Pretend you play it for the plot
[01:24.91] The only rule that you've been taught
[01:28.37] Must be the 34th
[01:31.81] You see Machokes, they roam the wild
[01:35.54] It looks disturbin', but you don't mind
[01:38.72] 'Cause in a fanfic that you write
[01:42.18] It's getting so much worse
[01:46.42] Pondering hearts, hardening parts
[01:48.01] Your partners completed the training
[01:49.88] Your battling art's defying the charts
[01:51.46] It's so much more entertaining
[01:53.33] Gym leader appears, the audience cheers
[01:55.20] Shattering battle arena
[01:56.77] Well, she has no clue what you gonna do to her naive Primarina
[01:59.96] (Ooh!) Enemy Pokémon fainted
[02:01.56] (Ooh!) This pleasure, oh, it's so tainted
[02:03.42] Look at her trainer, she's devastated
[02:05.03] Take this, you haters of furry baiting
[02:07.16] (Ooh!) A silence fell over the crowd
[02:08.48] (Ooh!) Only some kid is crying aloud
[02:10.34] But you won the match and you got the badge
[02:11.94] It's over the edge, but your mommy is proud
[02:14.59] Why not just cast a line and see who's baited?
[02:18.05] Reshaping the designs full-on R-rated
[02:21.51] Well, that could be effective
[02:23.37] Yeah, it's super effective
[02:24.97] Why polish game mechanics or a plot
[02:28.42] And at this point, who cares what I've been drinking?
[02:31.86] I find the Eeveelutions pretty kinky
[02:35.31] It really is effective
[02:37.16] Yeah, it's super effective
[02:39.03] So don't forget your goal
[02:41.96] Gotta smash 'em all!
[02:43.55] Lucario used "Choking"
[02:44.87] And you don't wanna stop him
[02:46.74] A route to any fetish
[02:48.34] A harem in your pocket
[02:50.19] Scorbunny likes it faster
[02:51.78] Machoke is gonna rock it
[02:53.64] Who wouldn't wanna master
[02:55.50] A harem in your pocket (gotta grab 'em all)
[02:57.36] If you are into felines
[02:58.95] You better ask Team Rocket
[03:00.54] A route to any fetish
[03:02.40] A harem in your pocket (gotta yiff 'em all)
[03:04.27] Scorbunny likes it faster
[03:05.86] Machoke is gonna rock it
[03:07.46] Who wouldn't wanna master
[03:09.32] A harem in your pocket (gotta breed 'em all)
[03:11.18] Yeah, you should be a master
[03:13.03] A harem in a pocket
[03:14.63] A furry waifu's master
[03:16.22] A harem in your pocket (gotta smash 'em all)
[03:18.08] Yeah, you should be a master
[03:19.67] A harem in a pocket
[03:21.53] A furry waifu's master (ooh, yeah)
[03:23.39] A harem in your pocket (gotta smash 'em all)
[03:27.64] Furrýmon!
