Impostor Syndrome
[00:02.06] Unfortunately, I am
[00:07.63] My own dog, my own fur companion
[00:11.61] My own old lady on a forum
[00:15.86] Who types in glittery decorum
[00:20.37] Unfortunately, I take
[00:24.11] Myself out walking every day and
[00:28.35] I hand my legs to the feet and
[00:32.36] I give my head to the leash
[00:37.39] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:41.65] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[00:45.62] What's a way to just be competent?"
[00:50.15] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[00:54.14] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:58.38] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[01:02.37] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[01:06.61] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[01:10.34] I can't smell well, or tell the time
[01:14.31] Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
[01:18.56] For human, grossly underqualified
[01:22.81] For canine, grossly overqualified
[01:27.34] I don't blend in at PetSmart
[01:31.05] And that truth remains for the Walmart
[01:35.30] 'Cause in either case, they say to me
[01:39.29] "What the f*ck is lost in aisle three?"
[01:44.07] Every other day, I'm wondering
[01:48.33] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[01:52.31] What's a way to just be competent?"
[01:56.55] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[02:00.80] Every other day, I'm wondering
[02:05.05] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[02:09.03] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[02:13.29] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[02:17.26] Just watch me, moving far away
[02:54.48] Nobody even knows my name, and
[02:58.73] No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
[03:02.98] Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
[03:07.50] Just look at Victor in LA
[03:11.20] And Syd with the "Y" at U of A
[03:15.46] And all the majors at the labels
[03:19.44] Rebooting soon as I am able
[03:24.22] Every other day, I'm wondering
[03:28.47] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[03:32.72] What's a way to just be competent?"
[03:36.97] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:40.95] Every other day, I'm wondering
[03:45.21] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[03:49.46] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[03:53.45] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:57.69] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:01.95] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:05.93] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:10.45] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[04:14.43] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:18.68] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:22.66] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:26.91] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[04:38.60] Attention, passengers, we've now reached our destination
[04:41.53] We hope you enjoyed the flight, now have a nice day
