Farmer's Almanac
[00:00.39] Diddle dee dee
[00:01.63] Diddle diddle doo doo
[00:03.23] Diddle doo doo
[00:04.55] Too too too too
[00:06.14] Diddle dee dee
[00:07.21] Diddle diddle doo doo
[00:08.80] Diddle doo doo
[00:09.87] Too too
[00:11.19] Ooh ooh
[00:14.12] Well, the farmer prayed
[00:17.58] For a better year
[00:18.90] And the crops were good
[00:19.96] Like the Lord did hear
[00:21.55] But his barn burned down
[00:22.62] With winter near
[00:23.94] The answer came
[00:25.45] In white and black
[00:26.51] In the Farmer's Almanac
[00:29.16] It says
[00:29.70] If a man could have
[00:31.29] Half his wishes
[00:32.62] He could double his trouble
[00:34.50] A sweet old lady
[00:38.20] Was eighty-four
[00:39.53] When her kinfolks came
[00:40.86] For a month or more
[00:42.19] Now from overwork
[00:43.24] She's on the other shore
[00:44.85] Much too late
[00:45.90] Was y'all come back
[00:47.50] And it says
[00:48.29] In the Farmer's Almanac
[00:49.27] It says
[00:50.33] Visitors and fish
[00:52.98] Smell after three days
[00:56.97] Our leader was
[00:58.56] A silver tongued man
[01:00.42] He deceived the people
[01:01.49] Of the land
[01:02.55] And when he got caught
[01:03.87] He couldn't stand
[01:05.19] It's a little off-beat
[01:06.45] And a little off-track
[01:07.78] But it says
[01:08.57] In the Farmer's Almanac
[01:10.16] It says
[01:10.96] In rivers and bad government
[01:13.36] The lightest things
[01:14.95] Flow to the top
[01:16.27] Diddle doo doo
[01:18.12] Diddle diddle doo doo
[01:19.46] Diddle doo doo
[01:20.52] Dooddle diddle doo
[01:22.30] Diddle diddle doo doo
[01:24.43] Diddle doo doo
[01:25.76] Diddle doo doo
[01:26.82] Doo doo
[01:27.52] Ooh ooh ooh
[01:30.98] Rod said
[01:33.11] "I don't believe in God"
[01:34.69] Rod died and lies
[01:36.02] Beneath the sod
[01:37.09] For God did not
[01:38.41] Believe in Rod
[01:39.75] Life is a troubled
[01:41.06] And a weary track
[01:42.39] But it says
[01:42.93] In the Farmer's Almanac
[01:44.79] It says
[01:45.32] Feed your faith
[01:47.44] And your doubts
[01:48.78] Will starve to death
[01:50.37] The little boy
[01:53.56] Followed the honeybee
[01:54.88] And it flew straight
[01:56.38] To the honey tree
[01:57.44] He got stung
[01:58.51] But got the honey free
[02:00.10] Consolation for
[02:01.36] The things you lack
[02:02.41] Is in the Farmer's Almanac
[02:05.07] It says
[02:06.39] God gives us the darkness
[02:08.51] So we can see the stars
[02:10.91] He came home three hours
[02:14.11] Late from work
[02:15.42] Said, "I had a flat
[02:16.49] And fell in the dirt"
[02:17.82] She said, "You got lipstick
[02:19.41] On your shirt"
[02:20.48] Well, it turned out like
[02:21.80] Jill and Jack
[02:23.13] And it says
[02:23.93] In the Farmer's Almanac
[02:25.19] It says
[02:26.24] Lies have to be covered up
[02:29.16] Truth can run around naked
[02:31.83] Diddle doo doo
[02:33.08] Diddle doo doo doo
[02:34.40] Diddle doo doo
[02:35.47] Diddle you doo doo
[02:37.32] Dooddle doo doo
[02:38.13] Dooddle dooddle doo doo doo
[02:39.72] Dooddle doo doo
[02:41.04] Doo doo doo
[02:42.89] Ooh
[02:44.49] He said
[02:46.61] "Honey, you know I'm true
[02:48.48] I just look at other women
[02:49.53] That's all I do"
[02:50.87] Then she caught him
[02:51.66] With her best friend Peggy Sue
[02:53.26] Sometimes some women
[02:54.86] Will look back
[02:56.18] And it says
[02:56.98] In the Farmer's Almanac
[02:58.23] It says
[02:58.76] There's a lot of difference
[03:01.15] In window shoppin'
[03:02.74] And shop liftin'
[03:04.07] I sat down at
[03:07.25] A shoeshine stand
[03:08.59] I had a real slow
[03:09.91] Shoeshine man
[03:10.97] I said you don't pop
[03:11.78] That rag like some of 'em can
[03:13.63] He looked at me
[03:14.69] And then he sat right back
[03:16.02] It says
[03:16.82] In the Farmer's Almanac
[03:18.42] It says
[03:19.21] The trouble with the world today
[03:21.60] Is there's too much poppin'
[03:23.73] And not enough shinin'
[03:25.85] Diddle dee dee
[03:27.18] Diddle doo doo doo
[03:28.78] Diddle dee dee
[03:29.84] Diddle doo doo doo
[03:31.16] Diddle doo doo
[03:32.23] Diddle doo doo doo
[03:33.82] Diddle doo doo
[03:34.88] Diddle doo
[03:36.22] Diddle dee dee
[03:37.27] Diddle doo doo doo
[03:38.86] Diddle dee dee
[03:39.66] Diddle doo doo doo
[03:41.17] Diddle doo doo
[03:42.50] Diddle doo doo
