White And Nerdy
[00:06.58] They see me mowin' my front lawn
[00:10.58] I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
[00:13.49] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:15.09] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:16.67] Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
[00:18.27] Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
[00:20.12] I wanna roll with the gangstas
[00:23.86] But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
[00:26.76] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:28.37] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:30.22] I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:31.81] Really, really white and nerdy
[00:32.87] First in my class here at MIT
[00:34.47] Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
[00:35.80] M.C. Escher—that's my favorite "M.C."
[00:37.39] Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
[00:39.51] My rims never spin, to the contrary
[00:41.11] You'll find that they're quite stationary
[00:42.98] All of my action figures are cherry
[00:44.57] Stephen Hawking's in my library
[00:46.16] My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
[00:47.76] Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
[00:49.62] Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
[00:51.20] Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
[00:53.06] I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
[00:54.66] I'm a whiz at Minesweeper—I could play for days
[00:56.52] Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
[00:58.12] My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
[00:59.97] There's no killer app I haven't run (Run)
[01:01.57] At Pascal, well, I'm number one (One)
[01:03.16] Do vector calculus just for fun
[01:04.76] I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun (What?)
[01:06.61] "Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
[01:08.21] I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
[01:09.80] I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
[01:11.40] I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
[01:13.26] Here's the part I sing on
[01:13.79] They see me roll on my Segway
[01:17.77] I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
[01:20.42] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:22.02] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:23.88] Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
[01:25.47] Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
[01:27.33] I'd like to roll with the gangstas
[01:31.06] Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
[01:33.97] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:35.57] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:37.17] I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:39.01] How'd I get so white and nerdy?
[01:40.35] I've been browsin', inspectin'
[01:41.68] X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
[01:43.27] The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
[01:45.13] My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
[01:47.25] Shopping online for deals on some writable media
[01:48.85] I edit Wikipedia
[01:50.18] I memorized Holy Grail really well
[01:51.76] I can recite it right now and have you "ROTFLOL"
[01:53.63] I got a business doing websites
[01:54.95] When my friends need some code, who do they call?
[01:56.82] I do HTML for 'em all
[01:58.59] Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
[02:00.44] I got myself a fanny pack
[02:01.51] They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
[02:03.36] Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
[02:04.96] Pop, pop, hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky
[02:07.35] I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
[02:10.80] I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
[02:13.72] Only question I ever thought was hard
[02:15.59] Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
[02:17.45] Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
[02:19.04] Got my name on my underwear
[02:21.17] They see me strollin', they laughin'
[02:24.89] And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
[02:27.55] Just because I'm white and nerdy
[02:29.14] Just because I'm white and nerdy
[02:30.99] All because I'm white and nerdy
[02:32.59] Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy!
[02:34.44] I wanna bowl with the gangstas
[02:38.18] But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
[02:41.09] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[02:42.68] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[02:44.54] I'm just too white and nerdy
[02:46.13] Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
