Impostor Syndrome
[00:01.76] Unfortunately, I am
[00:07.33] My own dog, my own fur companion
[00:11.33] My own old lady on a forum
[00:15.57] Who types in glittery decorum
[00:19.82] Unfortunately, I take
[00:24.07] Myself out walking every day and
[00:28.06] I hand my legs to the feet and
[00:32.23] I give my head to the leash
[00:37.30] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:41.55] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[00:45.54] What's a way to just be competent?"
[00:49.78] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[00:54.03] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:58.02] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[01:02.26] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[01:06.52] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[01:10.06] I can't smell well, or tell the time
[01:14.30] Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
[01:18.29] For human, grossly underqualified
[01:22.57] For canine, grossly overqualified
[01:26.82] I don't blend in at PetSmart
[01:31.07] And that truth remains for the Walmart
[01:35.06] 'Cause in either case, they say to me
[01:38.78] "What the fuck is lost in aisle three?"
[01:44.24] Every other day, I'm wondering
[01:48.22] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[01:52.47] What's a way to just be competent?"
[01:56.72] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[02:00.71] Every other day, I'm wondering
[02:04.71] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[02:08.96] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[02:13.22] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[02:16.51] (Da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da)
[02:20.51] (Da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da)
[02:24.76] (Da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da)
[02:29.01] (Da, da-da, da-da, da-da)
[02:50.26] Just watch me, moving far away
[02:54.51] Nobody even knows my name, and
[02:58.76] No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
[03:03.01] Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
[03:06.99] Just look at Victor in LA
[03:11.25] And Syd with the "Y" at U of A
[03:15.23] And all the majors at the labels
[03:19.48] Rebooting soon as I am able
[03:24.26] Every other day, I'm wondering
[03:28.24] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[03:32.49] What's a way to just be competent?"
[03:36.74] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:41.00] Every other day, I'm wondering
[03:44.97] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[03:49.22] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[03:53.47] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:57.72] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:01.97] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:05.96] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:10.22] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[04:14.47] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:18.44] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[04:22.70] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[04:26.94] These sweet instincts ruin my life
