Imposter syndrome
[00:00.00] Unfortunately, I am
[00:03.50] My own dog, my own fur companion
[00:07.00] My own old lady on a forum
[00:10.50] Who types in glittery decorum
[00:14.00] Unfortunately, I take
[00:17.50] Myself out walking every day and
[00:21.00] I hand my legs to the feet and
[00:24.50] I give my head to the leash
[00:28.00] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:31.50] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[00:35.00] What's a way to just be competent?"
[00:38.50] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[00:42.00] Every other day, I'm wondering
[00:45.50] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[00:49.00] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[00:52.50] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[00:56.00] I can't smell well, or tell the time
[00:59.50] Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
[01:03.00] For human, grossly underqualified
[01:06.50] For canine, grossly overqualified
[01:10.00] I don't blend in at PetSmart
[01:13.50] And that truth remains for the Walmart
[01:17.00] 'Cause in either case, they say to me
[01:20.50] "What the f*ck is lost in aisle 3?"
[01:24.00] Every other day, I'm wondering
[01:27.50] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[01:31.00] What's a way to just be competent?"
[01:34.50] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[01:38.00] Every other day, I'm wondering
[01:41.50] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[01:45.00] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[01:48.50] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[01:52.00] Just watch me, moving far away
[01:55.50] Nobody even knows my name, and
[01:59.00] No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
[02:02.50] Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
[02:06.00] Just look at Victor in LA
[02:09.50] And Syd with the "Y" at U of A
[02:13.00] And all the majors at the labels
[02:16.50] Rebooting soon as I am able
[02:20.00] Every other day, I'm wondering
[02:23.50] "What's a human being gotta be like?
[02:27.00] What's a way to just be competent?"
[02:30.50] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[02:34.00] Every other day, I'm wondering
[02:37.50] "Was it a mistake to try and define
[02:41.00] What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
[02:44.50] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[02:48.00] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[02:51.50] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[02:55.00] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[02:58.50] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:02.00] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[03:05.50] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
[03:09.00] Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
[03:12.50] These sweet instincts ruin my life
[03:16.00] Attention, passengers, we've now reached our destination.
[03:20.00] We hope you enjoyed the flight, now have a nice day
