Charlies Inferno

[00:06.27] Here lies Charlie

[00:09.33] You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone

[00:12.46] He kept his showers ice cold, used eco-friendly lightbulbs

[00:15.87] Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose

[00:19.29] He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends

[00:22.41] Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegiance

[00:25.82] Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks

[00:29.24] Bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached

[00:32.90] Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask

[00:35.74] Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack

[00:39.41] Golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors

[00:42.25] Huddled there in prayer around the respirator

[00:45.66] Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs

[00:48.78] They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers

[00:52.19] There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list

[00:55.90] Charlie wasn't on it, and was ushered to the exit

[00:59.03] His heart sank

[01:01.59] He was breathless

[01:05.50] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for

[01:08.92] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[01:12.06] I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more

[01:15.47] Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door

[01:18.60] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for

[01:22.01] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[01:25.14] I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more

[01:28.56] Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door

[01:31.69] Abandon all hope, all ye who enter

[01:34.82] It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure

[01:38.23] Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds

[01:41.65] Fatsos squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths

[01:45.06] Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords

[01:48.46] Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs

[01:51.59] Here, we buy and sell a million kinds of Hell

[01:54.72] Imagination is the limit to the devil's clientele

[01:57.57] Up a dingy elevator, no televised debate

[02:00.96] The Savior saves you from the Hell you paid for, sorry, but it's, "smell you later"

[02:04.65] Side-stepped fate, went right for the gate

[02:07.78] But you know the devil, he loves a good chase

[02:10.91] There was a demon at the entrance, making X's on a checklist

[02:14.60] Who would kick you in the ass when you begged him for repentance

[02:17.73] Those tempted by the senses with the cruelest of intentions

[02:20.87] Charlie's heart sank

[02:22.58] He was breathless

[02:24.28] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for

[02:27.70] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[02:30.84] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before

[02:34.26] Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door

[02:37.39] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for

[02:40.80] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[02:44.21] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before

[02:47.64] Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door

[02:50.49] You can run from your demons until you are exhausted

[02:54.18] One day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted

[02:57.02] Keep on running from those demons until you are exhausted

[03:03.27] You can run to those angels 'til you are exhausted

[03:07.24] One day you will have to stop and question what they wanted

[03:10.08] Keep on running to those angels until you are exhausted

[03:16.91] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for (I don't want to die)

[03:20.32] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[03:23.44] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before (please, don't let me die)

[03:29.97] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for (I don't want to die)

[03:33.39] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[03:36.51] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before (please, don't let me die)