Under The Influence - Eminem feat. D12

[00:09.23] So you can suck my dick if you don’t like my shit

[00:14.07] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

[00:19.36] Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two penis

[00:22.82] I’m Clint Eastwood in his mid twenties

[00:24.14] A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass

[00:27.61] So the rats can’t chew through his last pants

[00:29.73] I’m like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightning

[00:31.85] Frightened with five little white Vicadin' pills bitin' him

[00:34.51] I’m like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital lost

[00:36.90] Stingin' the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls

[00:39.82] I light a candle and place it up on the mantle

[00:41.95] Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle

[00:44.34] So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin'

[00:46.73] Bitch it’s too late

[00:47.53] 'Cause once you’re hung from the drapes, it’s curtains

[00:49.39] I’m an instigator, 380 slug penetrator

[00:51.52] Degradin', creatin' murders to kill haters

[00:54.18] Accused for every crime known through the equator

[00:56.57] They knew I did it for havin' blood on my 'gators

[00:59.23] My weed’ll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'

[01:01.62] I’m a black grenade that’ll blow up in yo' face

[01:04.01] With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose

[01:07.48] You never hear me say, forgive me

[01:09.08] I’m snatchin' every penny it gotta be that way nigga, face it

[01:12.01] That weed I sold to you, brigade laced it

[01:14.13] You hidin' I make the president get a facelift

[01:16.53] Niggaz just afraid, handin' me they bracelets

[01:18.91] Chillin' in the lab wasted

[01:20.49] I’m the type that’ll drink kahlua and gin throw up on the mic

[01:23.96] Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site

[01:26.35] And even at the million man March we gon' fight

[01:28.74] So you can suck my dick if you don’t like my shit

[01:33.52] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

[01:38.30] 'Cause I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like my shit

[01:43.08] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

[01:48.41] I’m a compulsive liar, settin' my preacher on fire

[01:51.07] Slashin your tires, flyin' down Fenkel and Meyers

[01:53.70] Plates expired, soon as I’m hired, I’m fired

[01:56.36] Jackin' my dick off in a bed of barbed wire

[01:58.48] (Hey, is Bizarre performing?)

[01:59.56] Bitch didn’t you read the flyer?

[02:00.90] Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor

[02:03.53] (Aren't you a male dancer?)

[02:04.60] Nah bitch, I’m retired

[02:05.68] Fuckin' your bitch in the ass with a tire iron

[02:08.07] I’m ripped, I’m on an acid trip

[02:10.97] My DJ’s in a coma for lettin' the record skip

[02:13.09] Lettin' the record skip

[02:14.44] Lettin' the record skip

[02:15.75] (Damn!)

[02:18.41] I’m fuckin' anything when I’m snortin'

[02:20.53] It’s gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion

[02:23.19] Some bitch asked for my autograph

[02:25.58] I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed

[02:28.24] I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam

[02:30.63] All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin' ass mom

[02:33.02] Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack

[02:37.02] Weed laced with somethin' nigga pass that

[02:38.87] In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats

[02:41.55] At a stop the violence rally, I blast gats

[02:43.94] Be your mom on publishin', get your ass capped

[02:46.60] The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack

[02:48.98] Want your motherfuckin' pockets, ascap

[02:51.64] I don’t need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq’s

[02:54.03] Born loser, half theif and half black

[02:56.69] Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at

[02:59.08] Bitch smacker, rich rappers get their jag jacked

[03:01.47] And found chopped up in a trash bag

[03:03.33] We stranglin' rappers until the point they can’t yell

[03:05.18] 'Cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales

[03:07.57] Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace

[03:10.50] Gruesome and causin more violence than nine hoodlums

[03:12.89] I grapple your Adam’s apple until it crackle

[03:15.28] Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you

[03:17.67] Get executed, cuz I’m a luni

[03:20.06] I got a yuk mouth and it’s polluted, I cock it back then shoot it

[03:22.73] I love snatchin' up players thugs and young ballers

[03:25.12] Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers

[03:27.78] Brigade barricade to bring the noise

[03:29.90] While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys

[03:32.29] If I go solo, I’m doin a song with Bolo

[03:34.68] A big Chinese nigga, screamin Kuniva yo yo

[03:37.36] I leave ya face leakin' run up in church

[03:40.29] And smack the preacher while he’s preachin

[03:41.35] Take a swing at the deacon

[03:42.14] I used to tell cats that I sold weed and weight

[03:44.80] I was straight 'til I got caught sellin' 'em shake

[03:47.19] I’m ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent

[03:49.58] I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent

[03:51.97] With the superintendent’s daughter, my brain’s out of order

[03:54.90] I’ve been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin' in water

[03:57.02] In cahoots with this nigga named fall out von

[03:59.68] Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb

[04:01.80] I signed to a local label for fun

[04:04.46] Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run

[04:07.12] Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son

[04:09.75] Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me none

[04:11.89] Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun

[04:14.29] Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin' they funds

[04:16.68] Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one’s

[04:19.32] 'Til I met your fat mama, now I’m rollin' in dough

[04:21.72] So you can suck my dick if you don’t like my shit

[04:26.51] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

[04:31.53] 'Cause I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like my shit

[04:36.32] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

[04:45.36] Suck my motherfuckin dick, D-12 dirty motherfuckin' dozen

[04:56.77] Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands

[05:02.89] Bizarre kid, swifty McVeigh, The Kon Artis

[05:11.93] The Kuniva, Dirty Harry and Slim Shady