Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday (Lyrics) ft. Chris Brown
[00:07.29] Lil Dicky, ooh
[00:07.78] Mustard on the beat, ho
[00:10.03] I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
[00:14.53] I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
[00:17.53] There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
[00:17.80] I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
[00:22.04] I told him I'm his biggest fan yeah (yeah)
[00:24.09] Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do, hold up)
[00:26.57] Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)
[00:28.81] Oh, I can sing so well
[00:33.03] Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
[00:35.28] Wait, can I really say the n-word?
[00:37.56] What up, my nigga? (woo)
[00:38.81] What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga
[00:41.06] We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga
[00:43.53] Man, fuck y'all niggas, 'cause I'm that nigga
[00:45.05] Nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm that nigga
[00:47.54] I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
[00:52.81] So how this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[00:57.29] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
[01:02.55] I can't believe that it's freaky Friday
[01:06.56] Yeah it's Freaky Friday
[01:08.78] I'm in Chris Brown's body
[01:11.56] I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black
[01:16.04] (Ring ring, what the fuck)
[01:18.05] I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)
[01:20.81] (Ugh, what the fuck)
[01:22.83] This shit is real weak
[01:24.55] How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
[01:26.29] Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
[01:28.04] Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
[01:30.56] Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black for my controversial past
[01:33.29] I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo, let's go)
[01:35.54] Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
[01:37.79] Why's his momma calling all the time?
[01:39.53] Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
[01:40.78] Wait, if I'm in Dicky body, Breezy is who?
[01:42.28] Hope my daughter's in school
[01:43.79] Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
[01:45.30] What would I do?
[01:46.78] I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
[01:50.03] So how this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[01:54.78] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
[01:56.78] I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
[02:03.80] Yeah it's Freaky Friday
[02:06.28] I'm in Chris Brown's body
[02:08.78] I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick
[02:14.04] If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
[02:16.28] I'm tryna find myself like an introspective monk
[02:18.78] I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
[02:21.08] Snap a flick of my junk
[02:22.54] My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck
[02:23.54] Now I'm at the club, I talked my way to getting in
[02:25.55] I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
[02:28.28] I signal to him let me in but he won't let me in
[02:30.30] I don't know who that is
[02:31.80] Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
[02:33.04] Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
[02:35.28] Walked up to that motherfucker
[02:36.78] Wait, think it through for a sec
[02:37.79] If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
[02:40.04] But wait, I love myself
[02:41.30] That was the key, now we're switching back
[02:43.79] I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
[02:45.07] So how this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[02:52.03] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
[02:54.79] I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
[03:01.53] Wait what the fuck?
[03:03.27] And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
[03:04.53] It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
[03:09.29] What the fuck again?
[03:12.33] I'm DJ Khaled! Why am I yelling?
[03:16.03] Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
[03:19.08] I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo)
[03:24.04] Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
[03:28.79] I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
