Textmergency
[00:01.15] Textmergency
[00:07.90] Time is running out
[00:10.65] You’ve got to act now
[00:13.15] Stay one step ahead
[00:14.40] Of that moronic text somehow
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[00:20.16] There’s no turning back
[00:21.15] Here in the danger zone
[00:22.15] You’ve got to manually delete that text
[00:24.15] From that dude’s cell phone!
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[00:28.15] Thank you, officers!
[00:29.15] Good luck, Rebecca!
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[00:30.15] It's a—
[00:31.40] Textmergency
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[00:32.65] Baby, can’t you see?
[00:34.40] Textmergency
[00:36.65] That term just occurred to me
[00:39.65] It’s gonna catch on instantly!
[00:41.64] Wait, what about
[00:42.40] Textastrophe?
[00:44.40] That sounds better to me!
[00:47.41] Textastrophe!
[00:48.90] That could really spread virally!
[00:51.40] I prefer textmergency
[01:03.41] I accidentally texted my mother-in-law
[01:05.40] A picture of my erection
[01:07.90] I once group texted my whole staff
[01:10.15] About my yeast infection!
[01:12.65] Exactly! It’s so relatable
[01:14.40] That’s why I coined the phrase:
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[01:16.90] Textastrophe!
[01:18.90] That’s the meme, don’t you agree?
[01:21.90] All due respect
[01:23.40] Textmergency
[01:25.65] Is the better term, Miss C
[01:29.40] Hmmm, I wanna go with
[01:30.65] Textastrophe
[01:32.39] I already put it on Urban Dictionary
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[01:38.66] You fools! It doesn’t matter what it’s called.
[01:39.89] That’s right, it’s me, the ghost of Steve Jobs!
[01:44.15] What matters is that I control your lives from the grave!
[01:46.65] Technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones
[01:49.90] ha ha ha ha ha!
[01:51.40] And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient
[01:53.15] and it immediately destroys your life, that’s called a—
[01:56.90] Messagepocalypse!
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[01:58.66] Get out of here, Steve Jobs!
[02:00.90] Guys, what about that lawyer chick? We’ve gotten really off track…
[02:05.14] She’s searching for the spare key
[02:07.40] Looked under the mat!
[02:09.65] It’s clearly hidden in that owl!
[02:15.40] Look in that flower pot, hurry!
[02:20.40] Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce
[02:24.65] Check the Buddha sconce
[02:26.14] Check the Buddha sconce!
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[02:31.15] She did it!
[02:33.64] Now she can delete the text
[02:36.40] She won’t need to come up with a
[02:40.15] Textcuse!
[02:41.14] Texplanation!
[02:44.40] Textmergency just flows!
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[02:46.90] No, dude, textastrophe, it’s what it is...
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[02:48.90] Dude, she’s totally right.
