star-wars-in-99-seconds

[00:01.62] Far in a galaxy, far far away

[00:05.61] Episode I: The Phantom Menace

[00:06.09] There once was a boy slave destined to save space

[00:09.84] He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen

[00:12.85] Padme's a cougar

[00:14.33] Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half

[00:17.84] Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine

[00:20.58] Episode II: Attack of the Clones

[00:21.08] It's the clone age, sand people rampage

[00:25.83] Mommy got flayed, strayed

[00:27.84] Ani's bae is Padme

[00:31.32] Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

[00:31.82] Anakin you are breaking my heart

[00:37.31] Order is made, Jedi are slain

[00:39.83] Kill all the baby tiny younglings

[00:41.32] Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones

[00:43.32] Burn Ani, turn him to a robo

[00:45.07] Episode IV: A New Hope

[00:45.31] Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man

[00:47.57] Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first

[00:49.31] You're my only hopie Obi Wan

[00:51.31] Look, a small moon

[00:52.55] That's a space ship

[00:53.30] Worshipfullness, walking carpet

[00:55.05] This princess better pay out

[00:56.80] Use the force, Luke

[00:59.05] Close your eyes and shoot

[01:00.55] Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

[01:00.84] Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky

[01:05.05] Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try

[01:10.54] Try the dark side

[01:11.05] No! No, no! No!

[01:12.29] Luke, I'm your daddykins

[01:14.05] Your mom was kissing Anakin

[01:16.29] Han's frozen

[01:18.03] I love you

[01:19.28] I know

[01:20.04] Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

[01:20.29] It's father, son and daughter

[01:25.28] A dynasty united at last

[01:29.78] The galaxy is free from evil

[01:34.80] Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past