FIRETRUCK
[00:00.85] Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
[00:04.36] It starts F and it ends with UCK
[00:07.60] So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
[00:10.35] You no longer have to exclaim "OH FUCK"
[00:13.60] Hey look at that they just bleeped me
[00:16.10] Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
[00:18.85] And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
[00:21.87] I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere
[00:24.88] Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
[00:26.35] Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
[00:27.85] You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
[00:30.11] Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
[00:32.11] Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
[00:33.60] Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
[00:36.13] Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
[00:37.60] Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
[00:39.10] No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
[00:41.60] Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
[00:43.39] Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
[00:44.60] Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
[00:47.36] Say firetruck every chance you see
[00:50.10] It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
[00:53.11] Say it with me now, don't make this suck
[00:55.85] F****************UCK!
[00:58.37] Whoa man, did you just say fuck?
[01:01.60] Naw man, I just said Firetruck
[01:04.60] But when you bleep it, it says fuck
[01:07.36] Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
[01:10.35] Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
[01:11.85] iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
[01:13.10] Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
[01:15.87] Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
[01:17.35] Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
[01:18.87] Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-
[01:24.10] Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
[01:25.35] And your dad
[01:26.34] This is just getting ridiculous
[01:27.38] You act like that's not normal-
[01:28.38] IT ISN'T NORMAL.
[01:30.36] It is in Canada
[01:31.60] So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
[01:32.88] ...Yes
[01:35.14] Fail science, FIRETRUCK
[01:35.60] Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
[01:36.61] There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!
[01:38.10] Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
[01:40.36] David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
[01:41.84] Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
[01:44.60] So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite.
[01:53.60] And if you didn't like this song, go fïretruck yourself
