16. Friendtopia

[00:00.67] Friendtopia

[00:07.91] When my friends and I stick together

[00:10.16] There's nothing we can't do

[00:12.16] And when I say that, I specifically mean

[00:14.16] We're gonna stage a coup

[00:16.41] With the power of our gossip giggles

[00:18.91] We'll storm the Pentagon!

[00:20.66] Then celebrate with bottomless mimosas

[00:22.67] On the White House lawn

[00:24.66] We're going to braid each other's hair

[00:25.92] Then cut each other's braids

[00:26.91] Connect the braids to build a rope

[00:28.66] To hang all of Congress!

[00:30.91] Squad goals!

[00:31.91] Stay together forever!

[00:32.92] Squad goals!

[00:33.92] Take control of the banks!

[00:34.91] Squad goals!

[00:36.16] Don't let a man come between us

[00:37.41] If he does, shoot him in the head!

[00:38.91] O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!

[00:41.41] Friendtopia!

[00:43.16] A dystopia around our friendship

[00:45.67] Friendtopia!

[00:47.42] Our manifesto is fun

[00:48.92] Zig-a-zow!

[00:51.91] Now that we have total control

[00:53.91] Get ready for what's in store

[00:55.92] Our reign will be like

[00:57.41] Sweet Valley High meets Nineteen Eighty-Four!

[01:00.17] When one of us gets dumped

[01:01.91] That becomes Memorial Day

[01:04.66] All agriculture will be diverted

[01:06.66] Into making us Rosé

[01:08.67] There's a really exclusive sushi place

[01:10.42] That never let's us in

[01:12.66] So when we don't get in, we say

[01:14.91] Let's just go home and drink rosé!

[01:16.91] Roll call!

[01:18.66] Rebecca!

[01:19.91] The brainy one!

[01:21.16] Head of censorship and mind control!

[01:22.41] Heather!

[01:24.16] The cool one!

[01:25.42] I put drugs in the water supply!

[01:27.41] Valencia!

[01:28.16] The sexy one!

[01:29.41] Czar of torture!

[01:31.66] O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!

[01:33.66] Friendtopia!

[01:35.66] We nostalgically watch "Hocus Pocus"!

[01:37.67] Friendtopia!

[01:39.41] Aw, I love "Hocus Pocus"!

[01:41.91] Friendtopia!

[01:44.16] All citizens much watch "Hocus Pocus"!

[01:46.17] Friendtopia!

[01:48.42] Or they will be killed!

[01:49.41] Zig-a-zow!